#1
seriously like, what's even the point?
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#3
I have a friend who's been married for like 10 years now, and he calls it "ride maintenance."
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#4
Is BANAL sex the thing I have to do to get out of all those bans?
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#5
@ rooster that's depressing
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He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#6
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@ rooster that's depressing


A bit, mostly funny. He's a really odd dude.
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#8
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sex is a disease of society

white man coming over with their weird bum sex and rape fantasies

& intimacy/love :holdhands:
#9
inb4 that shitty 4chan missionary sex joke

...I miss sex

and intimacy

hold me, pit
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#10
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inb4 that shitty 4chan missionary sex joke

...I miss sex

and intimacy

hold me, pit


same we can sex eachother <3
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#11
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white man coming over with their weird bum sex and rape fantasies

& intimacy/love :holdhands:

The thought of putting your hand in a hot girl's hand is pretty much the entire enjoyable part. A palm is extremely smooth, with few ridges to give a heightened sense of friction. It's especially awful and dull with a glove.

But givin' that little guy a grab? OMG, it's wonderful (after a hand-wash obviously).
Especially when you do it to a girl and it's HER first time??? My goodness, nothing better than seeing that first shocked little gasp, followed quickly by a quick confused smile