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I don't know if you have noticed, but in recent weeks we have had a lot of new users who made decent posts and were then immediately banned. I have carefully examined the evidence and have come up with a conclusion that will shock you to your core.

There is a power struggly going on between the USA mods and the Russian overlords. The Russians are trying to increase the number of users by adding fake users (lets call them Kensais) to counterbalance the decline of UG. This to artificially increase the numbers, as new users would like a higher frequency forum more than a dead one for obvious reasons.

Unaware or maybe even aware that this process was done by the Russians, one mod, has taken it on himself to eradicate all multis like Thesper to undo the Russians work to increase his banstat. He alone is reponsible for the dead of the UG forums. Who is he? Well our own Theguitarist who has taken it upon himself to become UG's master banner.

Evidence:
Quote by theguitarist
um excuse me but I am still trying to make it into the top 3.





now that miss glitchy banhammer is afaik from this site all the time, I am slowly closing in on her alt.


And Joel is covering up for him. That's why he was promoted to CC. He knew the dark secret and has blackmailed the Blue Wannabe-God.

I rest my case. I know who Thesper is now, Joel. The truth is out there.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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Last edited by Neo Evil11 at Dec 16, 2014,
#2
boing
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#3
But if Thesper is Joel, then WHO WAS PHONE?
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#4
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But if Thesper is Joel, then WHO WAS PHONE?

Thesper wasn't Joel. That is the point of this thread. Joel has been lying to cover up Theguitarist his plan to stop the Russians from reviving UG, while becoming the Ban-King.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#5
Hello I am Thesper nice to meet you
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#6
Quote by Neo Evil11
Thesper wasn't Joel. That is the point of this thread. Joel has been lying to cover up Theguitarist his plan to stop the Russians from reviving UG, while becoming the Ban-King.

Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#7
Quote by Baby Joel
Hello I am Thesper nice to meet you

You're not. I am :unto: you!
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#8
So no one cares about the biggest conspiracy in UG history? Or is it that everyone is a Russian bot?
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#10
Quote by Neo Evil11
Or is it that everyone is a Russian bot?

You must be crazy
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#12
Quote by Hydra150
You must be crazy





A confession. The truth is out. Let's go to Reddit.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#14
i'm not sure what it is i despise about redditors the most

probably their smarminess
#15
Quote by cagethepeperoni
Sometimes Reddit comes to you...

It's alive. Another Russian bot pretending to be an old user.

So we have a mod that says it's true and we have the actual evidence: a phillip pepper imposter.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#16
Oh, okay.


I hope Carmel's doing well. I haven't heard from her in years. Is she still alive?
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#18
Quote by Zaphikh
Oh, okay.


I hope Carmel's doing well. I haven't heard from her in years. Is she still alive?

TheGuitarist has banned her so he can take over as top BanHammer. Isn't it obvious? She disappeared as soon as the pit began dying.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#19
Quote by Neo Evil11
TheGuitarist has banned her so he can take over as top BanHammer. Isn't it obvious? She disappeared as soon as the pit began dying.

We used to Skype a lot. Then, she kinda just disappeared. I always wondered if she just moved on to a new stage in her life or if she died (a morbid thought, but it can happen).
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#20
He was no average sper. I'll tell you that.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#22
Quote by iwasthesper
I was.

You're just another Russian bot.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#23
Thesper is not an individual, he's a concept

will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#24
Quote by iwasthesper
I was.

it was him
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#25
Quote by Baby Joel
Thesper is not an individual, he's a concept


I know he is. He represents the last struggles of this forum under the iron fist of blue mods.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#26
Uncle Thesper?

dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#28
Who gives a ****?
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#29
thesper is will
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#31
Quote by Zaphikh
Oh, okay.


I hope Carmel's doing well. I haven't heard from her in years. Is she still alive?



yes. i saw her in person earlier in the year in fact.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#32
this was all amusing fiction btw.


100% fiction. try and prove otherwise, you have got nothing.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#34
Quote by theguitarist
yes. i saw her in person earlier in the year in fact.

Thanks O.
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#36
Quote by sickman411
thesper is maths


i swear m8
i don't know why i feel so dry
#37
Quote by Magnumopus7001
communists.

Hello there.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#39
Quote by theguitarist
this was all amusing fiction btw.


100% fiction. try and prove otherwise, you have got nothing.

I have multiple confessions in this thread and prove of your power hungry ways. Thoucan´t stop the rebellion for long Emperor.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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