#1
Ewan McGregor version. Which one would you ****, which would you kill and which would you marry?

I Love You Phillip Morris - Ewan McGregor
Star Wars - Ewan McGregor
Trainspotting - Ewan McGregor

I know the last one isn't that hot, but I know some of you are stoners so...
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#2
**** - Trainspotting
Marry - ILYPM (never seen, but has the sweetest title )
Definitely Kill - Star Wars
#3
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(never seen, but has the sweetest title )

I haven't seen it either, but Phillip Morris is one of the largest manufacturers of tobacco products in the US.

Also why no Velvet Goldmine McGregor? Sure, his Michigan accent is terrible in that movie, but he actually hangs dong and bangs dudes in that movie with that Iggy Pop swagger.
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#4
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**** - Trainspotting
Marry - ILYPM (never seen, but has the sweetest title )
Definitely Kill - Star Wars

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#5
he is gay in ILYPM, btw
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#6
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he is gay in ILYPM, btw


Aww dammit, that shit illegal...

Then I shall kill the gay, and forever be unhappy with the plank that is Obi-wan (but ill still have dreams of Renton)
#7
I would **** Obi Gregor, marry Phillip Gregor and kill trainspotting Gregor.
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#8
According to Jeremy Clarkson, Ewan has a massive penis.
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#9
How would he know?
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#10
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**** - Trainspotting
Marry - ILYPM (never seen, but has the sweetest title )
Definitely Kill - Star Wars

Yeah but you couldn't kill obi-wan caus he's a ****ing jedi master
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#11
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Yeah but you couldn't kill obi-wan caus he's a ****ing jedi master

He would most like use Force Undress before landing in your docking bay.
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#13
Vader was a pussy anyway. How come he knew that Obi-Wan lived and never searched for him?
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#15
I'd marry Philip Morris.
I'd kill trainspotting because probably no one will miss him anyway.
I'd **** Obi Wan because I'm pretty sure those jedi's are capable of some kinky stuff.
#16
**** - Nightwatch (because ****ing in a morgue)
Marry - Little Voice (cause he looks cute)
Kill - Angels and Demons ( cause the movie was meh)
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#17
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**** - Nightwatch (because ****ing in a morgue)
Marry - Little Voice (cause he looks cute)
Kill - Angels and Demons ( cause the movie was meh)

lol. To be fair. He was quite hot in Angels and Demons. He was definitely on fire in that movie.
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#20
Ewan was great in Big Fish.
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#22
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Ewan was great in Big Fish.

One of my favorite movies.
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#23
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I would just kill all of them

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#24
kill ewan mcgregor
**** ewan mcgregor
marry ewan mcgregor

not specifically in that order
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