You're walking down the street and Philip Pepper slaps your girlfriend's ass

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#1
What do you do?


(just pretend you have a girlfriend)
Last edited by So-Cal at Dec 17, 2014,
#2
I'd bring about world peace and become the founder of a new intergalactic civilization

(seeing as we're just pretending stuff)
#3
He'd need more than two hands to slap my gf's ass.

There, I said it.

My girlfriend is fat.

At least she's real.
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And then again, Wildthang, "You're probably NOT one of them clean Socialists, either"

Wat.
#4
piss on him to establish dominance
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#5
Slap his ass as well and go for the threesome.
Girlfriend -> Me->Philip

First arrow uses a strap-on
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#6
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Slap his ass as well and go for the threesome.
Me-Philip-Girlfriend


Where's Ewan McGregor in that list?
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You sir are a dick!
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And then again, Wildthang, "You're probably NOT one of them clean Socialists, either"

Wat.
#7
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Where's Ewan McGregor in that list?

I didn't know that was an option. ok

Ewan -> Me -> Girlfriend -> Philip

last arrow uses a big black strap-on
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#8
1.fuck his mom
2.become his dad
3.constantly make him feel inferior & emasculated (via castration anxiety)
3.a.discipline him by slapping his ass in public
4.leave his mom for my imaginary gf
#10
1. He wouldn't have the balls to do it

2. If he did he'd get wrecked like a port-o-potty at an open air concert.
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#15
I'd say joke's on you pal he's not my girlfriend
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Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#19
I'd rip out his eyes and shove them up his ass so he could watch me kick it
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#20
I laugh as she bends his spine into a pretzel shape.
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#21
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1.fuck his mom
2.become his dad

I...I don't think it technically works that way.

Also, your initial list had two #3s.
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#23
push him into on-coming traffic.
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#25
I'd give him a look that appreciated his appreciation for my girlfriend but also asserted my dominance over him, but also gave underlying hints to the possibility of a spitroast.

I'd probably have to hold back my girlfriend from shanking him though.
Last edited by Seref at Dec 17, 2014,
#26
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I yell, "That's my wife" and beat his face inside out.

the thread isn't about your wife. it's about your girlfriend
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#27
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run away then cry like a bitch.

Fixed
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#28
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No idea what a Philip_pepper is, but it sounds disappointing.



Man, how obvious can a multi be?
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#30
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Chazz, go suck a chode. You ain't even been laid in...how long?

our value isn't based on how much we have sex, sam. that's very narrow minded and not nice
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#31
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Chazz, go suck a chode. You ain't even been laid in...how long?

Ooh i got a bite, time to reel it in
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
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#33
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our value isn't based on how much we have sex, sam. that's very narrow minded and not nice

I apologize. For your sake, BladeSlinger.
#34
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I yell, "That's my wife" and beat his face inside out.



L O L
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#38
I'd call my boy Crazy Samuel "the baddest apple" Brockmann over to beat his face inside out.
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#40
If i was the girlfriend in question I'd kick him in the shins really hard or behind the knees so he falls over.
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