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Vegan bakery? Used bookstore? Massage parlor? Verizon Wireless ?

I would make a TATTOO PARLOR it would be cool I think, meet nice people, get free tattoos
#3
Board Game/Comic Book shop.

I'd sell a variety of tabletop games products, and an extensive selection of comic books. I'd also have a dedicated gaming area so people can play the games at the shop and meet new players - get a bit of a community going.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#4
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Board Game/Comic Book shop.

I'd sell a variety of tabletop games products, and an extensive selection of comic books. I'd also have a dedicated gaming area so people can play the games at the shop and meet new players - get a bit of a community going.

Dedicated night for


or your store is butts.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#5
Sweet shop
I'd do awesome super cheap pic 'n mix to replace the sweet shop that closed down some years ago

RIP Sweet Boutique, gone but never forgotten xxxxx
I have nothing important to say
#6
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Vegan bakery? Used bookstore? Massage parlor? Verizon Wireless ?

I would make a TATTOO PARLOR it would be cool I think, meet nice people, get free tattoos

What good would a bookstore be if it's not going to be used?
hohoho

A bookstore would be cool though. I'd probably have a bookstore.
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.


#7
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Dedicated night for


or your store is butts.


What am I, an idiot?

Wait, don't answer that
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#9
Quote by metacarpi
What am I, an idiot?

Wait, don't answer that

On a related note, an all-campaigns decapitation leaderboard would be good, too. Points for distance, and bonus points if you can hit a party member with the head. Double if said party member is an elf, because **** elves.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#12
The business I have to start in 2017 irl, piano tuning shop
A poem.
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I can out-bore you any day
#13
Art gallery with fancy paintings n shit.
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#15
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Art gallery with fancy paintings n shit.

Too many letters, not enough apostrophes
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#16
A small gym with a focus on free weights, no bullshit pop music in the background etc. Like, the only cardio thing would be a few kettlebells and maybe skipping ropes or something.

I'm sure it would be very expensive to start, but if you buy a few good squat racks, benches, they are not exactly going to depreciate in value any time soon.

Unfortunately, the money seems to be in the casuel pink dumbbell set up.
#18
I'd open a higher end casual dining joint. Home made soup, sandwiches, and the like. Cold beer too.
#20
I would open a recreational argument clinic. It would be entirely professional, lol. The therapists would be able to respond to any statement they receive, notice any linguistic or logical flaws, and berate the client until the client's paid time has expired. The job of these therapists is to create an environment where one can willingly enter, discuss anything imaginable, without the repercussions of any real physical harm or consequences to the client when they've left. Of course, the clients may do no physical harm to the therapists or harass them after the session is complete. A place to go when you can create mental mistakes freely, without it actually ruining the relationships you have with others outside. A place where you can come to a realization about how you should interact with the world after you've gotten an idea out of your system. Or come to the realization that saying a certain thing to someone is actually a really bad idea (after having time to hash it out with an indifferent third party who will only respond to you verbally). I think it'd be a ****ing trip.

Edit: The only difference between this clinic, and an online forum, is the element of physically being in a room with someone who would be a complete pain in the ass without actually strangling you to death.
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#21
I would love to have a bookstore. It's always has been a dream of mine
"Being honest may not get you a lot of friends, but it'll always get you the right ones."
#22
Weed store. Seriously those things make bank.
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#24
Yeah I think being able to tattoo would be pretty cool.

Owning a cannabis dispensary is a dream of mine.

I'd also make bank by offering Isolation Tank services.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#25
nerd store or book store or a nerd store with books
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#26
Obviously a used book store.
The only thing is that they dont really make very much money.
#27
LMAO @ u cute kids w/ ur cute practices, way to aim low (and no, I didn't read the thread. I don't need to bit boy)
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#28
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nerd store or book store or a nerd store with books

Keep lots of Bryces in stock, he's the nerd store's all time bestseller.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#31
A factory that is owned and self-managed by its workers which would on its own serve as a monument to the deathless ideals of communism.



Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#32
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A factory that is owned and self-managed by its workers which would on its own serve as a monument to the deathless ideals of communism.



i don't know why i feel so dry
#33
A bar with board games like Risk, books on the shelves to read, and table football and air hockey tables.

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#34
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A factory that is owned and self-managed by its workers which would on its own serve as a monument to the deathless ideals of communism.


conclusion: factory goes out of business in 31 days because no one had enough incentive to even to pay the lease.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#36
Electronics development and retail outlet. I'd build and sell everything from quadcopters to vibrators- but higher budget, boutiquey stuff because I can't compete with China.
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#37
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A bar with board games like Risk, books on the shelves to read, and table football and air hockey tables.

You risk(cwutididthart?) having someone like Rimmer be a regular, and drive all new custom away by talking endlessly about the time he beat your 4 and a 3 with his 5 and a 2.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#38
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proffessial homeless person

You again?
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#39
A porno shop just so I can kick open the door to the masturbation room with a Jason mask on while wielding a revved chainsaw.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#40
definitely a FLOWER SHOP

flowers are pretty and make nice presents when you want someone you like to feel good! i would like to help make people feel good by looking at the pretty things i sold them!




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