#3
What a dick/awesome move!

I hate irritating kids but dumping milk (?) on them is not what I'd do

EDIT: You're better off screaming like a child to freak out their parents.
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#4
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I think it looks staged.

Even if it is staged, pretend it's real. What do you think?
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#6
How to stop an annoying kid at the supermarket?

Realise that all kids are annoying, get whatever it is you're after, and go on with your life.
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#8
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How to stop an annoying kid at the supermarket?

Realise that all kids are annoying, get whatever it is you're after, and go on with your life.

What if your life is stopping annoying kids at the supermarket though?
#9
Quote by metacarpi
How to stop an annoying kid at the supermarket?

Realise that all kids are annoying, get whatever it is you're after, and go on with your life.

Oh come on. A screaming kid is one thing to ignore, but this lttle shit ramming the cart into your leg? You'd just stand there are ignore that?
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#10
But as a man you are impervious to pain and damage, hence the women allows it to continue unabated.
#11
Where's my mens rights!?
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This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

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#13
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Oh come on. A screaming kid is one thing to ignore, but this lttle shit ramming the cart into your leg? You'd just stand there are ignore that?

no, i'd smile and acknowledge his #banter
#14
I'd suplex the **** out of that kid.
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#17
I agree it does look staged, but in a situation like that it's the parent's fault more than the kid. Like, really... you're just gonna stand there and watch as your kid runs a cart into my leg?
#19
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I'd suplex the **** out of that kid.



Tiger Suplex on the apron.
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#20
I read the title, and that's it (lol no ty saw the word Facebook not having it)

But yeah, I won't point fingers. But alot of you idiots got mad at a Saint for ****ing shit up in a Walmart, (just be glad I wasn't there to witness it)
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#21
just knock the little fvcker over
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#23
Typical parent can't watch their shitty kid. I think that deserves a tumblr term.

parental privilege
1. The ability to call anyone out for anything that happens to your child, as a result of your own bad parenting and inability to supervise your offspring.
2. The ability to excuse yourself from any sort of responsibility for your offspring, because 'they're just a kid'.
¯\_()_/¯
#25
^ amazing.
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#26
I'd piss on them to assert my dominance.
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#27
Where's that story of the guy farting on the loud bratty kid in the toy aisle?
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#28
i would just tell the parent to stop the kid.

and by stop i mean slap the living shit out of the ****er.
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#29
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Where's that story of the dog getting put down because of shitty parents?

ftfy
¯\_()_/¯
#31
That moment when I can no longer distinguish Youtube thumbnails with porn site thumbnails...

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#33
I would show him my super macho genitalia while whispering to him to keep crying, traumatizing the little bastard for life.

avoiding the cops would be another story.
#34
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#35
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