#2
I've been very alpha this year
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#4
"No funny business. Names only. Santa's watching you."

Anyway, with just "sickman":
Tisk, Tisk, you got Dissed! sickman, Santa noticed that red stapler you stole from your co-worker's office desk last month.

...ok
I didn't steal anything though
#6
On the up side, coal does make for a nice fire.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#8
Quote by stratkat
Welp, he just added lying to the list.

Yes, sickman411 stole all our hearts this year.


And the money some homeless guy had been begging for all day.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#9
"JustRooster, treating kittens like that is getting you coal in your stocking this year."
#10
"You are currently #1619 on Santa's Nice List. Not too shabby considering everyone in the entire world! Keep up the good work!"

With 6 billion + people in the world I guess that's pretty good
I have nothing important to say
#12
Santa's been watching you bladez, and right now you have a very large coal mine coming your way.

D:
#14
Nice: me

Naughty: whoever peepeed on the toilet seat here at work.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#15
Quote by deadsmileyface
apparently i put exlax in santa's coffee

soz santa
b4 his epic trip??


no wonder he doesn't stop by the getto
KIFFLOM
#16
"snipelfritz shouldn't you be working, instead of surfing the web during office hours... NAUGHTY LIST FOR YOU!"

I am at work! But I'm on my break!
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#19
2 words: Nice List. Mother Teresa has nothing on you neo evil.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#20
"WCPhils, Santa has something extra special for you this year! You're at the top of the Nice List."

I think Santa is gonna try to bang me
#21
"No Funny business. Names only. Santa's watching you."


**** you, Santa. MeGaDeth2314 is so my real name!!!!
#22
Quote by WCPhils
"WCPhils, Santa has something extra special for you this year! You're at the top of the Nice List."

I think Santa is gonna try to bang me


I saw WCphils kissing Santa
#23
"DisarmGoliath, you REALLY put ex-lax in Santa's cookies?! Don't expect to see your name on the Nice List anytime soon."

Erm, what?
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#24
"You did what, songbird?! You're on the naughty list for sure." What did I do?
"Being honest may not get you a lot of friends, but it'll always get you the right ones."
#26
Quote by deadsmileyface
apparently i put exlax in santa's coffee

soz santa


if santa was real this somehow wouldn't surprise me
#27
"Jackintehbox, do you really think Santa is unaware of your inappropriate Facebook posts? Naughty."

fuck you santa, i don't even have a facebook.
#28
"Well, minterman, you've been a good kid this year. Santa has lots of good stuff for you this Christmas!"

that's the ontario work ethic for ya fellas. never complaining and never taking a shift off you folks can learn a thing or 2 eh :')




#31
Quote by The_Blode
but it's not like the owner of the shoes were ever coming back to collect them.
Not without shoes, he's not.
#32
'Well Pastafarian, right now your teetering on Santa's Nice List. You could help around the house more instead of watching so much television.'

Hey Santa...

...Go fuck yourself you fat paedophile cunt.

Edit: My real name is great;

Whoa <name>! You need to start thinking about packing your bags if you don't change your ways soon. Santa is more likely to hunt you down than bring you a present.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
Last edited by Pastafarian96 at Dec 20, 2014,
#33
Congratulations, Endtherapture! You've made the Nice List! JUST KIDDING. You've been a very bad, bad person.


It was the feminism threads wasn't it

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#34
no funny business, etc.

With just Slipknot: "Slipknot, do you really think Santa is unaware of your inappropriate Facebook posts? Naughty."

With my real name: "you must have been EXTRA nice this year. Santa has a smiley face next to your name on the Nice List!"
#35
Quote by EndTheRapture51
It was the feminism threads wasn't it

no it was when you stole my waifu
#36
Quote by So-Cal
no it was when you stole my waifu

who

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#37
Joseph Stalin - 2 words: Nice List. Mother Teresa has nothing on you Joseph Stalin.

I don't know what's funnier: Mother Teresa still being used as a benchmark for anything good or Stalin being ranked far above her.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#38
"Wow jyrgen, rescuing those Orphans from that burning building got you a free ride on Santa's Nice List for years to come!"
#39
You'll be getting a big gift this year! A big, big box of packaged air. That's right Weaponized you're on the Naughty List.

WOW