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So allegedly...tomorrow our favorite Crazy_sam Atax23 is tying the knot!

Our little boy is finally growing up! I always cry at weddings.

So let's all wish him a happy wedding_time and marriage and junk even though he probably wont see it as he'll be too busy...if you know what I mean (wedding are a LOT of work).
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I hope Mrs. Samuel is ready to shriek like a freak when he puts his beak between her cheeks oh yeah MONEY
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#5
I wish Sam a happy wedding!

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it will be the happiest cray of their lives
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I hope Mrs. Samuel is ready to shriek like a freak when he puts his beak between her cheeks oh yeah MONEY

BOO-YA!




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I heard that once the pit caught wind of the wedding, the guest list quadrupled in size.
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#10
The only reason I'm staying up late tonight is on the off-chance that he signs on and tells us some crazy story about snorting coke out of a stripper's bunghole.
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I heard that once the pit caught wind of the wedding, the guest list quadrupled in size.


this is a very good post

this thread probably can't much better

but imagine if it did get better
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Quote by DonGlover
I heard that once the pit caught wind of the wedding, the guest list quadrupled in size.

I think you forgot that none of us were invited.

...I'm not sure I want to wish him a happy wedding anymore...
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I think you forgot that none of us were invited.

...I'm not sure I want to wish him a happy wedding anymore...


imagine how awful it would be if somebody like called the cops and had them bust up the wedding since all the information is on the official sam wedding website
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I heard that once the pit caught wind of the wedding, the guest list quadrupled in size.


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#17
do you guys think they will play hava nagila together on their guitars
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#18
Think of it, Sam is having diarrhea in a toilet (hopefully) and not in the forums for once!
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imagine how awful it would be if somebody like called the cops and had them bust up the wedding since all the information is on the official sam wedding website

No, no, no. We're taking the high road.

goodbye my love...
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Why would they bust up the wedding tho. Unless tossing your lady's salad is still illegal in Wisconsin I'm talkin' about EATING ASS YES
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hopefully he wont be so crazy now he can finally get his end away and not have to resort to anal

Congratulations, Sam
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#25
just as a fyi, only well wishing is acceptable response in regards to this news.


like so:

Congratulations Sam!
O.K.

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#28
congrats, samuel
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#30
Is it too late to RSVP?
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#33
Haven't seen Sam around in a good while.

Pretty sweet.
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congrats man I couldn't even imagine what it's like being that intimate with someone, good luck with it all
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dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#37
An Insane Wedding And An Insane Funeral
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#38
I wonder which child the kiss will educate
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