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#2
Original text:

"I saw bryce's butt once"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I think that it is a shirt."
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#4
Original text:

"Baby Joel ruined the Pit"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Baby Joe to destroy the hole."


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Original text:

"Baby Joel ruined the Pit"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Honey, move John."
#5
Original text
"The best food group is the one with grain and wheats."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us
"The best food, the number of TP, I'm here, cereals. "
#6
Quote by WCPhils
"Baby Joe to destroy the hole."


EDIT: Oh and the other one actually came up with his real name

Actually had this one earlier:

Original text:
"What you really need is a new amp."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I want a new guitar."
Last edited by sickman411 at Dec 21, 2014,
#7
Original text
"First things first, I'm the realest."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us
"This,in particular, the number of all "
#9
Original text:

"When I was 13, I was whipped by some chick with a sword in the changing rooms after a fencing activity. I also shoved a Flying V up some girl's gash."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"About 13 years ago, for example, fish in the changing room at the same time, some time after the event. And another girl prinjat-help tfaj Vice versa, I think."
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Last edited by T00DEEPBLUE at Dec 21, 2014,
#10
Original text:

"I quadruple in size"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Rabbi dimensjoni"


how in the world did it know sam was jewish?
#11
Original text:

"I love lamp"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I just want to"
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#12
Original text:

"I want to yiff you all night long bitch"

...10 translations later, Yandexgives us:

"That night, the son of a bitch, I want to yiff "
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#13
"maybe I was wrong about this being funny"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I could be wrong, it's ridiculous."
#14
Quote by RylanThePotato
Original text:

"I want to yiff you all night long bitch"

...10 translations later, Yandexgives us:

"That night, the son of a bitch, I want to yiff "


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#15
Original text:

"Terry Pratchett is funnier than you!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Terry^ nice."


Original text:

"Sam's rimming his wife as we speak. "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"If it says that the husband is killed. "


Original text:

"Insane Funeral is the voice of this generation. "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The home for the funeral, the sound is liquid, "
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#16
Original text:

":shekels:"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"For the hotel:"
Last edited by WCPhils at Dec 21, 2014,
#17
Quote by WCPhils
Original text:

"Baby Joel ruined the Pit"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Baby Joe to destroy the hole."


"Baby Joel ruined the pit"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Oil is not in US."



Original text:

"Zach is the worst"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"This is not a bad thing."
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
Last edited by eGraham at Dec 21, 2014,
#18
Original text:

"ha ha ha I tell ya WHAT there's nnothing quite like sticking your meat stick in her hole of shit after a night of taco bell mexican hell ha ha ha BOOYAH BROTHER!"

...10 translations later, Yandexgives us:

"Haha, don't eat meat, taco bell, Mexican night of the dead, your brother, ha, ha-ha-ha,a-ha, so ****ing her hole, and the rod in nothing, I tell you!"

Original text:

"Ha Ha Ha you know what they say my man, you can't take a girl to flavortown without giving her brown mound a tongue pound haha RIGHT ON THE MONEY BABY BOOYAH!!!"

...10 translations later, Yandexgives us:

"Is-is-is-is-is-is-you know what they say about her face, girl, tell him that flavortown, brown, barrow, language, ... ha-ha-ha-ha, give me money!!!"

Original text:

"I tell you WHAT broseph, there's nothing quite like the feeling of getting your penis dick a tongue lick from a honey with the buns like money hahaha YES BROTHER, I LOVE ASS!"

...10 translations later, Yandexgives us:

"****, as the monks of money, ha ha ha, Yes, my brother lick the honey tongue to see something similar to what I feel in my ass, I will say that I love.!!!!!"
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#19
Quote by WCPhils

"Honey, move John."

how does it know my name
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#20
Original text:

"didn't like this contrubution"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"For example, if you want to make sure "
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#21
I'll wreck your butt
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#22
Original text:

"I love me some tight tight tight booty"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I love my kids, be careful on the capital market."
#23
"Anal sex or anal intercourse is generally the insertion and thrusting of the erect penis into a person's anus, or anus and rectum, for sexual pleasure."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Sex anal sex hard, penis, and in the lower part of the rectum, as a rule, anal sex."
#24
Original text:
I wanna tussle with Kristen Stewart between the sheets

10 translations using Yandex:
I don't want to talk with Kristen Stewart to leave

43 translations:
Kristen Stewart I don't want to talk about it
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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Isis is amazing
#25
the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

43 translations later

"Lazy dog the quick brown Fox jumped."
#26
"Once I saw something a little bit gay."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"In the sky, I feel."

Deep.
West Ham United
#27
Original text:

"One load of jizz has about as much protein as an egg white. But she'd actually have to drink nearly 4 oz (a half cup) of semen to match the protein of one egg white. In other words, your one load would give her 171mg of protein, which is terrible."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"You can participate in, yeah-yeah, but 4 oz(½Cup), in other words, the system 171mg,I want a drink, yeah, that's good."
#28
Original text:

"bitch ass niggas need to learn their rightful place among us real niggas"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Donkey fuck girl, is a black man, you know."
You dirty piece of shit, you.

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#30
Original text:

"what do you know about getafe"

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"You Know, Cuba"

"Back to English: What do you know about Getafe
To Armenian: Որ դուք գիտեք Կուբան
Back to English: What do you know of a cube
To Azerbaijani: Bilirsiniz ki, Kuba haqqında
Back to English: You know about Cuba"

classic armenians
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Last edited by Trowzaa at Dec 22, 2014,
#32
"I f****d a redhead"

Becomes

"I was drunk"



EDIT: I'm going to put people's annoying facebook statuses through this and see the results
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
Last edited by i_lovemetallica at Dec 22, 2014,
#34
Original text:

"What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"If you feel comfortable standing, walking, and what I'll do, I'll go"
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#35
"Lend me your ear, I'll sing you a song, and I'll try not to sing out of key."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

" As written above, it was my duty to read said I think."

ok
West Ham United
#36
Original text:

"I'm gonna stick my dick so far up your dilhole it's gonna cum out your asshole and you'll have to use pliers just to take a shit."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I have my little brother his dilhole you cum, sraka, you can use pliers, simple operation."
¯\_()_/¯
#37
Original text:

"dick"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Good thing"
¯\_()_/¯
#38
Quote by Trowzaa
Original text:

"what do you know about getafe"

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"You Know, Cuba"

"Back to English: What do you know about Getafe
To Armenian: Որ դուք գիտեք Կուբան
Back to English: What do you know of a cube
To Azerbaijani: Bilirsiniz ki, Kuba haqqında
Back to English: You know about Cuba"

classic armenians

I did a Getafe bit before I made the thread and at some point Getafe became Deportivo La Coruña
#39
"are cats gay because they like to lick their own assholes?"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Pussy I want to lick the ass from behind?"
#40
Bohemian rhapsody, translated 33 times through Yandex becomes:

Is this the real life?
And force
Is this just fantasy?
It's just a dream, just a dream...
Caught in a landslide,
Like A Lion
No escape from reality.
Actually, I don't know

Open your eyes,
Will opened his eyes
Look up to the skies and see,
Look at the sky to see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
I'm just a poor boy, I need sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
I simply, simply live
Little high, little low,
A little bit more.
Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.
In all cases, and the wind, but it is not so important

Mama, just killed a man,
My mother...
Put a gun against his head,
In my head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Activation is now dead
Mama, life had just begun,
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
But now, we as men

Mama, ooh,
Mother
Didn't mean to make you cry,
She was crying
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
If you have the time, not in the morning, during
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
Complain, complain and do nothing, if that matters to you

Too late, my time has come,
Too late, I don't have time
Sent shivers down my spine,
Chicken skin
Body's aching all the time.
Pain in the body
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Hi,I need to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
You must know the truth

Mama, ooh (anyway the wind blows),
Mother, Oh, (any way the wind blows)
I don't wanna die,
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
Sometimes I feel that I was born

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Nista ' Ara, for example, dell...
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
The last section to add the final section to add the dance, Spanish dance, dance
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Thunder, lightning
Very, very frightening me.
Well, this is a problem for me
(Galileo) Galileo.
Galileo
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo
Galileo Figaro
Galileo [News]
Magnifico.
Allow it to cool

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
It's just a poor boy, poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
In order to change the quality of life of patients

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Easy come, easy go, let me know, Yes?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
For the love of God!!! No, we don't know (go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
For the love of God!!! We may use information (not them!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
For the love of God!!! We may use information (not them!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
We will be forced to descend. (Go!)
Never, never let you go
Don't give up
Never let me go, oh.
I don't want to go, I
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
NOT, NOT, NOT, NOT, NOT, NOT, NOT
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
In the UK, midwives, Institute of weight, midwives, we, my mother, and we, Let me.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.
The devil, the Devil, the moon, my, my, my

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
If you think I have the stones, I believe in your eyes?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
If you think that you love me, let me die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Oh baby, it's not true, and for my children
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.
I bought the same thing here

(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)
Oh, has, has, has, has, also

Nothing really matters,
This problem is
Anyone can see,
X ' see
Nothing really matters,
This problem is
Nothing really matters to me.
and the problem

Anyway the wind blows.
In all cases, when the wind blows


Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
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