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Why do we always have more unregistered guests viewing the forums than registered users?

What are they doing? Are they observing us? Is The Pit a social experiment where they are analysing us? Who are they people?

If you are reading this sign up and make an account and post.

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#2
I like to think that I'm in some sort of Truman show-like scenario.
I also like to think that my show is probably not suitable for airing because of all the sad stuff that goes on in my bedroom.
#3
aliens
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#4
they are pretty much 50% live studio audience and 50% permabanned dorks
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#5
They're people that fear they're too socially inept to post in our dwindling forum.

Please sign up, some of us want new company
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#6
Quote by ultimate-slash
I like to think that I'm in some sort of Truman show-like scenario.
I also like to think that my show is probably not suitable for airing because of all the sad stuff that goes on in my bedroom.


It's blurred.


Or would be, I imagine...if it were true. Ya know.


Help guys...I think I rumbled us
#7
Quote by theogonia777
they are pretty much 50% live studio audience and 50% permabanned dorks


funny to think we even attract an audience anymore

what the hell even goes on here that compels lurkers to lurk
#8
Quote by Godsmack_IV
funny to think we even attract an audience anymore

what the hell even goes on here that compels lurkers to lurk


the same thing that compels people to watch reality tv
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#10
94 guests

we are watching you
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
Maybe they are doing research for a new comedy series "The Pit" focusing on the escapades of a bunch of current and former guitar enthusiasts.

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#12
I remember when there would be 200 members in here at any given moment #goodtimes
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Snake?

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#13
Do you ever think that adbots are really aliens trying to learn our language?
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#14
^hb couldn't fool us
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#15
Quote by JustRooster
Do you ever think that adbots are really aliens trying to learn our language?



aliens who have some shitty AIs trying to develop translating tools. somewhere along the way they mistook sales spam for general greeting and politeness.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#16
They are most likey reading guitar related forums, research and learning.
Suprised no one thought of that.
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This thread topic is gold. I've been on this website for 8 years and I've never come up with anything like this. So yeah. Great job TS[457undead].
#18
Quote by sickman411
Nah but these guests are specifically in The Pit.

Undead best be reading this ^ with his head hung in shame
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#22
Quote by -tempest-
128 atm of posting this lol.

Stop you guys, we're attracting them. Nobody move, and maybe they'll go away.
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#23
I never post here but have been lurking for well over a year, it is a bit like watching reality tv. I get irritated at some point when reading most threads but never get the balls to actually post
#24
Quote by frusciante_5
I never post here but have been lurking for well over a year, it is a bit like watching reality tv. I get irritated at some point when reading most threads but never get the balls to actually post


Haha same
#25
Post please guys we need more Pit regulars

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#26
69 huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#27
Quote by RylanThePotato
69 huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

69 is the only dinner for two
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#28
Quote by Baby Joel
69 is the only dinner for two



Im goin straight for your thighs like that cake u ate
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#29
how would you not have the balls to post?

worst case scenario you'd still be better than etr
i don't know why i feel so dry
#30
Quote by Eastwinn
how would you not have the balls to post?

worst case scenario you'd still be better than etr




I'll have you know there are users who make worse threads than me


longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#31
Quote by EndTheRapture51


I'll have you know there are users who make worse threads than me



not even complaining about your threads. they're shit but so are mine and together we make up like.. 30% of all threads posted. cue baby joel with a pie chart.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#32
Keeping The Pit alive with shit threads 2014

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#33
I have been a lurker since 2006. *creepy voice
I don't post that much and when I do it is minimal. I keep coming because I actually enjoy you people for the most part. Seems to be some genuine people here with a sprinkle of wit.
I am socially a bit of a listener and usually only contribute abstract flippant goof most of the time.
#34
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Post please guys we need more Pit regulars

I guess they would if regulars weren't so fucking hostile!

Quote by EndTheRapture51


I'll have you know there are users who make worse threads than me


I like your threads
#35
Quote by Rebel Scum
I guess they would if regulars weren't so fucking hostile!


I like your threads


your taste in thread is shit and you should be ashamed.

How come all these lurkers post in this thread? jesus grow a pair if your scared to post to a bunch of strangers on the internet.
Make an account and call us names. it'll be fun.
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My beginner rig:

Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
Stagg SW203N
Yamaha APX500
#37
Quote by BjarnedeGraaf
your taste in thread is shit and you should be ashamed.

How come all these lurkers post in this thread? jesus grow a pair if your scared to post to a bunch of strangers on the internet.
Make an account and call us names. it'll be fun.


Stop posting in my threads mate I'll fight you

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#38
Quote by BjarnedeGraaf
your taste in thread is shit and you should be ashamed.

I thought this thread idea was funny, so sue me
#39
So instead of signing in, people have become guests. Maybe they are those youtube commentators like Pewdiepie or whatever is his name (only know they exist because of South park >.>
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#40
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Stop posting in my threads mate I'll fight you


oops I did it again
My Soundcloud

My beginner rig:

Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
Stagg SW203N
Yamaha APX500
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