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#1
And now my trip is ruined.


When have tou forgotten things for a trip and what were te consequences
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#2
I never buy any sort of non-cheap sunglasses so when I lose/break them, it's not a tragedy.

#snipstips
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#4
I once left my explosive vest when i went suicide bombing. Boy, did I feel foolish after I yelled "die with the Great Satan, infidel! Your very souls are forfeit", and the button just went 'click'.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#8
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I forgot my innocence and came back from the trip with a sore bum.

Fixed, 'cuz you got a purty mouth.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#9
I lost my sunglasses at a scooter rally this year
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#10
I tried to fix my broken sunnies with superglue and the glue must have been old coz it completely ruined the glasses.
Last edited by mind_meld at Dec 23, 2014,
#11
Buy some sunglasses there, mong
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#13
I also left my lip balm.
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#14
Quote by Baby Joel
I also left my lip balm.

No sunglasses or lip balm? I'm afraid you may have only hours to live.

#firstworldproblems
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#15
I left my Kindle on a cruiseship and still miss it terribly.
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#16
Quote by Baby Joel
I also left my lip balm.


That's okay, they just make your lips dryer so that you'll buy more lip balm so that your lips get dryer so that you'll buy more lip balm ad infinitum
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#17
I stole my sister's boyfriend. It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash. Within a week we killed my parents and hit the road.
#18
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this is funny cus baby joel said it xD

I should repost everything you say and then maybe people will like you
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#19
Quote by Baby Joel
I should repost everything you say and then maybe people will like you


dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#20
Get some expensive ones. Then you'll worry so much about losing them, that you'll never lose them.
#21
i left & loose too. when i went for a trip, i left my wife and kids and loose my job.

shit happens
#25
hahahahahah loser


I left a disposable camera at the resort when we left from the Keys and lost all the pictures though
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#27
Quote by So-Cal
I stole my sister's boyfriend. It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash. Within a week we killed my parents and hit the road.


huu
i don't know why i feel so dry
#28
Quote by Baby Joel
I should repost everything you say and then maybe people will like you

this is funny cus baby joel said it xD
#29
Right after I turned 21, I went on a trip with about 50 people from university. We took a bus and traveled from Ohio down to Florida, stopping at multiple places along the way. The people on the trip were awesome and we were partying the whole time, especially when we stayed on the beach for a few days.


But I forgot my drivers license, so I couldn't buy alcohol the whole time, which sucked because I couldn't go to any bars or buy drinks on the beach. I did give people money and just had them buy me drinks or beer from the store, but it would've been much nicer to just have my ID
#30
Once i left my jacket in my car when i went out to longboard this huge ass hill.

after a few rides down I eventually fell off my board and got road rash on my hip.

Now i always longboard with full body clothing, even neighborhood cruising.
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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#31
I forgot to bring a towel on a week-long school trip to France.
Luckily a friend had a spare towel that I could borrow. I blame my mum because she packed my stuff.

I also forgot to bring some pyjamas when I was away from home for a few days. I had to sleep in jeans and a shirt because I hate sleeping unclothed.

Finally, I forgot to bring some deodorant when I went on holiday. I just bought some as soon as I arrived.

There's probably more but those are the worst. I'm not even a forgetful person.
I have nothing important to say
#32
Quote by So-Cal
I stole my sister's boyfriend. It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash. Within a week we killed my parents and hit the road.

yeah
banned
#33
I left my kindle charger, mascara, hairbrush, lip balm, normal shoes, and allergy meds at home for my current trip. I can do without mascara kindle charger and my hairbrush for now but i am suffering terribly without zyrtec and lip balm. And I have nothing to wear that's in between hiking boots and flip flops which is sartorially awful.
cat
#35
Oh yeah one time when I was on vacation i left my sunglasses in a fitting room in a store and I came back 4 hours later and they still had it but I burned the skin below my eyebrows in the meantime so I never go out without them now
cat
#36
I am canadian and what is sunglasses
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#37
Quote by Wiegenlied
I am canadian and what is sunglasses


Sung Lasses are females who have sang at the notoriety level of Lass. They're usually ment to melt in your mouth not in your hands, but you get the idea.

Also pour liquid tint on your eyeballs.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#38
I forgot condoms on my trip to your mom's house.
In diesem Herz hab ich die Macht.

Gear:
Fender MIM HSS Strat (Wine Red)
VOX Valvetronix VT20+
Kay K390 Acoustic
#39
Quote by sporkface
I forgot condoms on my trip to your mom's house.

this isnt funny cus baby joel didnt say it D:
#40
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I forgot condoms on my trip to your mom's house.


this is funny cus baby joel didnt say it :D

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