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#4
merry christmas eve eve
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#7
i didn't realize there was a time zone that was 30 hours ahead of me. i didn't think that was even possible.
#10
Quote by magnus_maximus
the pit; turning christmas wishes into "hey fuck you man learn how to fucking CLOCK, JESUS"

YOU LEAVE JESUS OUT OF THIS
#11
Quote by WCPhils
YOU LEAVE JESUS OUT OF THIS


but its his birthday

that'd be mean
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#13
hey guys I know it's early but happy easter
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#14
Quote by magnus_maximus
nobody asked you santa claws
Are you being naughty? You know what happens to naughty children. They get the cat scratch fever.
#16
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Norway sucks, its a widely believed fact

actually, im pretty sure its the exact opposite.
Quote by lolmnt
I love to have my vag pounded by guys who make lame threads on the internet!


Quote by snipelfritz
This thread topic is gold. I've been on this website for 8 years and I've never come up with anything like this. So yeah. Great job TS[457undead].
#17
Quote by 457undead
actually, im pretty sure its the exact opposite.

like you've ever been
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#18
it's the 23

you fail.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#22
My Current Gear
Gibson Les Paul Standard Faded (Cherry Burst) || Gibson Les Paul Junior (Vintage Sunburst)
Marshall 1987X and 1960AX || Weber Mass 100
Fulltone OCD pedal || Ibanez TS-9 tube screamer || Big Muff Pi with Tone Wicker || Boss AC2
#23
Quote by chev311e
I think we need that website which tells you whether it's Christmas or not.

I think you need AA. God damn drunk.
#24
I'm getting my secret santa a bottle of buckfast tomorrow.

They will be having a very merry/hazy christmas.
#25
Quote by k.lainad
24
Number!

I think there are some other 'wegies here who are in your insane future time zone.
#26
Currently 1:32am in the good old UK right now.

Happy Christmas UG.
Bass Gear:

Mensinger: Speesy
Fender Precision 1989 (CIJ Rosewood)
Fender Steve Harris (CIJ)
Lakland J Sonic 5
Epiphone Explorer
Maruszczyk (custom) Jake

Ashdown CTM 100
#27
Quote by Fisheth24
Currently 1:32am in the good old UK right now.

Happy Christmas UG.

Merry Christmas
#28
Quote by PrideOfNorway
I think you need AA. God damn drunk.


You can't prove that
#29
Quote by chev311e
You can't prove that

I know you are a drunk and you know it. So just stop pretending.
#31
Quote by chev311e
Everyone is a drunk during Christmas time.

Yes, but you are a drunk the whole year.
#32
it's actually Halloween
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#34
Quote by PrideOfNorway
go away m8. stop h8ting christmas.


you're harassing me
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#36
Quote by PrideOfNorway
You're sexuall harassing me. See you in court.


i didn't even put my dick in your mouth yet.

that was supposed to be the surprise...

i guess i brought my date rape drugs for nothing.

cuff me officer.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#40
Quote by HenryB


I don't know why this is so cool to me.

EDIT: Also; 9 mins til eve
I eat bananas vigorously

BUTTS.

To the pit because i don't feel like doing real life.
Last edited by snappedstrings6 at Dec 23, 2014,
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