i'd get her a little dipsy first, tinky winky her lala a little bit, then stick it right in the po.
Proof that women also have baby faces.
I eat bananas vigorously


To the pit because i don't feel like doing real life.
she looks like one of those who-vill people from The Grinch.
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she's 19 years old.

when the **** did I get old.

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