#1
I love you sluts
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#3
**** christmas. It's more fake than valentines day
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#4
Quote by Neo Evil11
**** christmas. It's more fake than valentines day
tbh I just "celebrate" it out of the prospect of receiving alcohol and eating delicious unhealthy food
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#5
Quote by Neo Evil11
**** christmas. It's more fake than valentines day


and jebediah springfield was an evil pirate, but you know what? A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
#6
I am in food coma.

Words r hard.

so is spell

*burp*
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#8
Quote by Neo Evil11
**** christmas. It's more fake than valentines day





OT:
Merry Christmas! Have a great one, huh?!


Also, I am not a slut.
#11
Merry Christmas.
"Being honest may not get you a lot of friends, but it'll always get you the right ones."
#12
Merry Consumerism Day.
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This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.


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Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?


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Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


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hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
#14
Murry Criestmuss.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#16
Merry Christmas

I charge hourly so I'm a *****.
I eat bananas vigorously

BUTTS.

To the pit because i don't feel like doing real life.
#17
An Australian Christmas cannot be complete without this:

A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#18
i worship the devil and Cthulhu
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#19
Quote by k.lainad
i worship the devil and Cthulhu
But by worshiping the devil, you also acknowledge that there is a higher being than yourself. And to acknowledge that, you must acknowledge that there is a higher plane of good and evil that is unknown to man. And to acknowledge that is to acknowledge some existence of God. And to acknowledge that is to acknowledge his mark on humanity. And to acknowledge that, you must acknowledge Jesus. And to acknowledge that, you must believe in the birth of Jesus. So Merry Christmas!!
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#20
HAPPY BURFDAY JEEZUS

#reezinfodaseezun
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#21
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and jebediah springfield was an evil pirate, but you know what? A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

What a cromulent sentiment. ;')
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#22
Quote by Joshua Garcia
But by worshiping the devil, you also acknowledge that there is a higher being than yourself. And to acknowledge that, you must acknowledge that there is a higher plane of good and evil that is unknown to man. And to acknowledge that is to acknowledge some existence of God. And to acknowledge that is to acknowledge his mark on humanity. And to acknowledge that, you must acknowledge Jesus. And to acknowledge that, you must believe in the birth of Jesus. So Merry Christmas!!


i used the cross as a dildo last night.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank