The 'I'm alone on Christmas and am going to get plastered' thread v2.0

#1
Yeah its like 1:30 so what. We need a depressing Christmas thread to even out the nauseating happy shit

Who is alone and drinking their sorrows away on Christmas

**** this cheery shit
ayy lmao
#2
I'm pretty sure I'm still drunk from last night tbh
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I hit 'em and they stay down
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#3
nah

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#4
It's pretty much a regular day here. And the free booze my dad didn't finish last night is a good touch.
#5
Locking up til new years hibernation rebirth when reunited with the dawgs.


Until then, yeah no thx for booze. And fk +mas


EDIT: Ahhhh screw it I want some jai alai
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Last edited by Fat Lard at Dec 25, 2014,
#7
This thread makes elves cry.
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#8
Nobody likes a Mopey Mary.
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#9
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Nobody likes a Mopey Mary.

Why not a Mopey Mark? You sexist ****
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#10
I'm not alone and I don't drink but I might as well be and I might as well
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#11
Drinking away my feelings right here
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#12
yeah the drinking alone started and is finished now (its Boxing day in Aus now). So alone I am on UG whilest drinking, how sad.
#14
Didn't spend Christmas alone, But I'm back home and I'm still drinking. Family gets old fast.
#15
I can't help but feel nothing for Xmas.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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#16
I've been at my parents for a couple of days and the only thing keeping me from complete boredom is drinking.
#17
PLastered sounds like you are the subject of a bukkake.
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#18
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Why not a Mopey Mark? You sexist ****

cuz Mark's not on his period

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#19
It does keep wallpaper up pretty well
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#20
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It does keep wallpaper up pretty well


It's sticky and it's icky and it smellz.
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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#23
Pics and phone numbers
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#26
So pics are still possible yes ... ?
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#27
Didn't get drunk, but watched "Guardians of the Galaxy" and playing Brütal Legend all alone.
#28
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getting drunk with my hot cousin

Well that explains the mutations in your family.

Again I'm so sorry
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#29
Quote by ErikLensherr
Well that explains the mutations in your family.

Again I'm so sorry




Sorry for laughing man... I think ur pretty cool Drop


Fk me I'm getting inhibitioned-less to the point where I'm gonna YouTube rent The Interview even though it's against my political/moral beliefs to fall for Illuminati marketing.
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Last edited by Fat Lard at Dec 25, 2014,
#30
im getting baked tonight.

cheers

(hits blunt)
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#31
Quote by ErikLensherr
Well that explains the mutations in your family.

Again I'm so sorry


I don't think it's related to genetics
#33
If I could be alone and inebriated I would be
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#34
Quote by ErikLensherr
Well that explains the mutations in your family.

Again I'm so sorry

I laughed but I'm not proud about it.
#35
Quote by Drop -D
getting drunk with my hot cousin



What a weirdo you are blood! But maybe you should become a politician then.
#36
just change faith so you don't celebrate christmas problem solved
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This thread topic is gold. I've been on this website for 8 years and I've never come up with anything like this. So yeah. Great job TS[457undead].
#37
Should we now change this thread title to "I'm alone on New Years and am going to get plastered"??
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