#1
How terrible would it be to ask some paraplegic girl on a dating website if she has ever/wants to give head?



I'm just asking for a curious friend who only wants to know hypothetically.

He says she probably just wants to be hit on/borderline sexually abused like any other girl. I think that might be creepy.
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#2
He sounds like a bit of a creepy guy

But dunno, paraplegic girl people often want to be treated exactly the same as physially able ones, so do whatever he normally does when talking to a girl

But he sounds weird

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#3
p much what rapture said, but we all know that the intent is what makes that a nasty ass question, the subtext being essentially "look at the freak suck a fat one" to your creepy friend.
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#4
Sounds pretty creepy!

Perhaps you could find out how each of you would feel about it personally, by acting out the scenario and then reversing roles. Or, you can work together with your friend to find a more subtle approach using this same role playing method. When you and your friend finally agree upon a suitable course of action, he can then try it out on the ladies. However, you mustn't let him do anything until you've tried it out together first. This detail is of utmost importance.
#5
Yeah you're probably right about the creepy.

I have a friend (who works in beauty therapy or something) who had a friend (in a similar job) who told her that apparently there's quite a demand for giving handjobs etc to such persons eg paraplegics.
#6
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I'm just asking for a curious friend who only wants to know hypothetically.



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#7
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However, you mustn't let him do anything until you've tried it out together first. This detail is of utmost importance.

+1
#8
Well, I'm sure there's some way to ask subtly.

"Are you at all interested in sexual experimentation?"
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Yup. Then she'll want to blow him for sure.
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#11
If it's just the bottom half not working that's not such a big deal. For a minute I thought paraplegic meant full on Stephen Hawking.
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#12
It depends on the website, I'd say. If it's one of those sites that it's understood it's meant for casual sex, then I'd say no harm done. If it's a vanilla dating website, it's creepy no matter whom you ask.

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However, you mustn't let him do anything until you've tried it out together first. This detail is of utmost importance.

Duly noted. What's the best way to permanently break my mate's legs, in your opinion? Now that I think about it, it wouldn't work once both of us have our legs irrevrsibly broken, because then we'd be two paraplegics and one of us asks the other for a blowjob.
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He sounds like a bit of a creepy guy

But dunno, paraplegic girl people often want to be treated exactly the same as physially able ones, so do whatever he normally does when talking to a girl

But he sounds weird

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#15
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How terrible would it be to ask some paraplegic girl on a dating website if she has ever/wants to give head?



Is this like a "do you want to suck my dick?" thing or a "have you ever sucked dick?" thing.
#16
That's *i put on my robe and wizard hat* kind of funny.

Tell him to do it, shiet, he's probably never gonna meet her anyway since his V card is showing.
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#17
The responses to this thread were not nearly as entertained as drunk me hoped last night.

Hopefully I can find the post from a different forum that partially inspired this about a guy getting wheelchair head at a party. Standby for luls.
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#21
was coming back in here to post that lol
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#23
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