#1
I just thought I'd share this hilarious news story with y'all.

Screech from Saved By The Bell was arrested for stabbing a guy in a bar fight on Christmas day. And you thought your Christmas was bad...

Where did it all go wrong?



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Last edited by I.O.T.M at Dec 27, 2014,
#3
Why is he smiling like a nerd even in prison? I think he is overcompensating for his screechness by stabbing people and wrestling.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#6
Quote by Deliriumbassist
It's just the fact that he stabbed someone in the armpit.

And that he's a failed amateur pornstar. How the hell do you fail at being an amateur pornstar?

I'm almost certain he exists solely to illustrate what rock bottom looks like.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

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#7
Quote by I.O.T.M
I'm almost certain he exists solely to illustrate what rock bottom looks like.

But he was in saved by the bell.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#8
Quote by Deliriumbassist
It's just the fact that he stabbed someone in the armpit.

The knife game's neck and armpit mate

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#9
Quote by Neo Evil11
But he was in saved by the bell.

All I see is support for my statement.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

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#10
Quote by Neo Evil11
But he was in saved by the bell.


Yeah he was the bottom, and Slater was the Rock.



There was a lot of pounding going on im sure.
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#11
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Yeah he was the bottom, and Slater was the Rock.



There was a lot of pounding going on im sure.

"Screech like a pig, boy!"
#13
Quote by MinterMan22
saved by the smell is still the greatest porno ever made tho

Greatest porno ever made was this amateur dogging video I saw that was made in Cornwall/Devon.

F*cking hilarious. "Proper job, young 'un!"
#14
God, this is one of those weird moments when I'm glad I'm west of Milwaukee rather than north of Milwaukee (where this happened).

But if you guys want to get a kickstarter going, I'll consider posting bail for him and...ok, I'm not sure where to go from this...he's not staying on my couch.
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#15
Saw a porno the other day entitled "Nazi Nigger trailer"
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#16
wait, was it about something that attached to a motorized vehicle, or was it just the promo video for the actual film?
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#17
It was just a promo sadly, I'd pay for a trailer full of nazi ******s
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#19
Quote by Deliriumbassist

And that he's a failed amateur pornstar. How the hell do you fail at being an amateur pornstar?

I guess he just didn't love it enough