#1
Just cuz I'm a girl don't mean I don't know anything about 🏈! I know more than you!

This is a chat for all the Arizona Cardinals' fans!!!!! Or anyone who HATES AND DESPISES AND LOATHES the Seattle Seachickens, the St. Louis Sheep (sheeeeeeeeep), and/or The San Fran Nosepickers.

Post a comment below 👇👇👇👇👇👇 if you also are going for Arizona this season! Too bad those stinkin Rams took out Palmer AND Stanton! 😭😭😭 But I hope we make it to the superbowl cuz we'll have home field advantage (cue the whoop whoop). So yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Instructions to be me:
Eat pudding with a fork.
Sleep with one sock on.
Be afraid of moths.
Always be vegetarian.
Hug a tree.
Be a unicorn.
Play guitar so loud they can hear you in all the way in Texas.
Be amazing.
#2
Quote by blackbeltbeauty
This is a chat for all the Arizona Cardinals' fans!!!!! Or anyone who HATES AND DESPISES AND LOATHES the Seattle Seachickens, the St. Louis Sheep (sheeeeeeeeep), and/or The San Fran Nosepickers.

Instructions to be me:
Eat pudding with a fork.
Sleep with one sock on.
Be afraid of moths.
Always be vegetarian.
Hug a tree.
Be a unicorn.
Play guitar so loud they can hear you in all the way in Texas.
Be amazing.

I bequeath the title given to me of "best new user" to you.
#4
Quote by blackbeltbeauty
Just cuz I'm a girl don't mean I don't know anything about 🏈! I know more than you!

First sentence of your first post and you're already getting in my face, I like it.
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#5
Lol, good luck in the wild card game.

Also, there's a thread for this kind of talk. We'd love to have you join us there.
Seattle Seahawks


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#6
just wait til jacksonville cleans up the nfl and goes 16-0 next year
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#12
Oh, wow, such manic pixie girl.

Anyway, Packers are best footingball
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#13
Quote by blackbeltbeauty
Instructions to be me:
Eat pudding with a fork.

How else am I going to eat it? With my hands?!
Sleep with one sock on.

Does this imply I can wear only one sock? Or am I required to wear at least one sock?
Be afraid of moths.

Done.
Always be vegetarian.

I can be one for about 99.653% of the time. I do need about five minutes every day to eat some meat though.
Hug a tree.

I will not. It really hurt my feelings and I think the tree should be the one to make the first move. I deserve an apology dammit.
Be a unicorn.

Done.
Play guitar so loud they can hear you in all the way in Texas.

If I'm ever in Texas I'll be sure to do this.
Be amazing.

Well, this one's not very hard, seeing as I'm a freaking unicorn.
#14
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I bequeath the title given to me of "best new user" to you.


more like bequeef

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#15
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I know more than you!


not if you think the cardinals have a shot lol
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