If you were to own a love solution phoneline, what would you call it?

Poll: What would you call it?
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Papa Ji
2 17%
Baby J.
3 25%
Other (post)
7 58%
Voters: 12.
more of a fan of the final solution tbh
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J-date, but the J stands for Jonathan.
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lol you're using a love solution phoneline you're pathetic and should probably just kill yourself faggot but still call: 1800 69 69 now.
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You should abbreviate that, it's very long.


Doesn;t really roll off the tongue, does it?
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For the love of God, don't name it Baby J. We've already got one and he ruined UG.
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J-date, but the J stands for Jonathan.

jDate sounds like Java framework. Gross.
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