#2
All housewives need some fallas phallus in their lives.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#3
Quote by ErikLensherr
All housewives Everyone need some fallas phallus in their lives.

can confirm
#5
Oh man she needs it bad.


That was impressive.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#7
In my current state I'll definitely help.
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#9
gagging fer it
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#10
Quote by -Mantra-
Yeah, women think about sex aswell. Big surprise.



Yeah they do. Drooling over a toy (that isn't even that big) and getting hot and bothered on TV? Yeah that's a big surprise. Unless you know a lot of chicks that get horny every time they see something remotely phallic.


Like this is the equivalent of a dude perving and drooling over a playdoh vagina
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#13
randomly assuming she's a housewife, sake
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#14
Quote by steve_muse
randomly assuming she's a housewife, sake



#YesAllMen
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#15
'we decided not to show the object'



K
Looking to buy a Fender Jagstang, u sellin?