#4
inviting a friend over tonight. We're gonna get blazed and watch Clerks. Maybe eat out afterwards and watch the fireworks. It's gonna be hella fun.

Happy new years
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#6
happy birthday the Earth
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#8
11 hours into the new year and I have a headache and me eyes hurt and I want to be back in bed

Lol 2015 is so far so good! It's safe to enter everyone!
#9
Happy New Year guizard, to you and your beautiful family!

I'm starting with some champagne and chicken strips. Then I'm going to rock out wiff mah penor carefully hidden behind a bass drum.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#10
Happy new Year!
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#14
Waiting for a cab... It's gonna take a ****ing hour lol. I'm gonna get to the staff party and they'll be shouting "Happy New Year" at 12am while I'm still coming through the door lol.
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#15
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Waiting for a cab... It's gonna take a ****ing hour lol. I'm gonna get to the staff party and they'll be shouting "Happy New Year" at 12am while I'm still coming through the door lol.


I'm rocking out at my staff party right now. There's only me, and I have to work.

Call centre and I've taken one call in the 8 hours I've been working. I've got another 4 to go, and it's predicted I might get one more call.

I got more calls on Christmas ****ing day.

Appreciate being able to go out you ungrateful bastard
#16
So it's four in the morning.

Happy new year UG.
Bass Gear:

Mensinger: Speesy
Fender Precision 1989 (CIJ Rosewood)
Fender Steve Harris (CIJ)
Lakland J Sonic 5
Epiphone Explorer
Maruszczyk (custom) Jake

Ashdown CTM 100
#18
How do you know what type of goddamn New Year it is
My God, it's full of stars!
#20
Happy 2015th birthday America!!
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#21
Still have 48 minutes to go.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#23
Happy New Year from Minnesota!
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#25
happy new year =)
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#27
3:10 in Illinois! anybody still in 2014?
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#28
Happy birthday year of 2015! You will be missed 2014. ( depending on your own views )


To the year of 2014

MAY YOU R.I.P.
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#29
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Happy birthday year of 2015! You will be missed 2014.


To the year of 2014

MAY YOU R.I.P.


Pfft....2014, get ****ed

Happy new year guys and gals!
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#31
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can only hope it's a happy new year. 2014 was the worst year of my life so far, so the bar is set pretty low.


brutha...
i can only relate, to the most extreme.
2014 was the year of hate, of Suffering, of Pain, and of Loss.
At one time i was ME, singular and alone, at the next point i was dependent and confused. Still, i am searching for my Way. Ever sought after is the Way...
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#33
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brutha...
i can only relate, to the most extreme.
2014 was the year of hate, of Suffering, of Pain, and of Loss.

that describes 2014 for me as well.
hang in there man, hopefully 2015 will bring better days
#34
Quote by Jon777
that describes 2014 for me as well.
hang in there man, hopefully 2015 will bring better days

it can only get better. where else to go but up? I'm relying on pure physics to make my life better
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#35
happy new year ladies & gentlemen!

but mostly to the ladies ;)


i don't know what specific animal year it is, but i do know that

it's the year of the nickel

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#36
I wish you all a productive new year!

Lol, that's such a shitty thing to say, but that's what some boss guy from my company said in an e-mail to all his employees today.
#37
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I wish you all a productive new year!

Lol, that's such a shitty thing to say, but that's what some boss guy from my company said in an e-mail to all his employees today.



In other words, "Work harder bitches".
#38
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I wish you all a productive new year!

Not. Fucking. Likely.
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day