#1
Quote by farrfiry
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot.""Why use my elbow and foot?""Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"


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It's failing to tell jokes.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
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#2
****ing dying here mate

what a great joke

hang on
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
Quote by Trowzaa
****ing dying here mate

what a great joke

hang on

when a joke is this funny i just think omg this joke was so funny now i have to buy fifa coins
#4
just bought messi

worth it for that joke
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#5
Quote by sickman411
when a joke is this funny i just think omg this joke was so funny now i have to buy fifa coins

God works in mysterious ways.
#7
Quote by Pastafarian96
It's failing to tell jokes.
MAYBE YOU JUST FAIL AT READING JOKES RIGHT.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line