So I've recently moved to a different part of Florida. As with every new town I live in, I take a day to explore the area in person. Nothing too spectacular stood out, except for a used car dealership called "Goebel's Used Cars". lol.

It got me thinking: What other scenarios have the theme of "2 B, or Not 2 B" affecting the success of their being?
SGT. HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!! Do you suck dicks!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!!
Last edited by Zaphikh at Jan 4, 2015,

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used car dealership called "Goebel's Used Cars"

did he have ruthless propaganda slandering other dealerships?
A poem.
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