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#1
No trouble pulling girls but been told when I go clubbing few girls have come up to me asking whether I am or not.

#2
nah, I don't think so. I think girls do that some times, perhaps its some kinda shit-test if you know what those are.
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#4
Just a tiny but, but so does everyone.
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#7
When they ask you, you should say something along the lines of "why don't you come back to mine and find out", because really bad lines like that will give your mates a good laugh.
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#9
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When they ask you, you should say something along the lines of "why don't you come back to mine and find out", because really bad lines like that will give your mates a good laugh.

It would be funny if a guy used that line, the girl actually came home with him and he just started having sex with his male flatmate in front of her.
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#10
No, unless you make out with guys when you go clubbing. But if you did I wouldn't ask you.
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#11
Making out with guys is the essence of bromance, it has nothing to do with being gay.

Or at least, that's what my dad tells me.
#12
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It would be funny if a guy used that line, the girl actually came home with him and he just started having sex with his male flatmate in front of her.
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god that sounds like a horrifying experience. especially seen as he's not gay.
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god that sounds like a horrifying experience. especially seen as he's not gay.

Well yeah, it would be weird if you did that and then it turned you weren't even gay after all. Even more so if your flatmate wasn't gay either.
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Well yeah, it would be weird if you did that and then it turned you weren't even gay after all. Even more so if your flatmate wasn't gay either.

It's not gay unless balls touch, apparently, so they could make out and then spitroast her.
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Well yeah, it would be weird if you did that and then it turned you weren't even gay after all. Even more so if your flatmate wasn't gay either.


In the end it's all good fun when you lay in your flatmates bed, have a smoke and say "sure got her fooled".
#16
This is sonething you must ask the ladies at clubs. Make sure to look extra desperate for their validation (bonus points if you can fake some tears). This will prove to them that you are worried about their perspective, and prove you are in fact not gay.
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#17
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No trouble pulling guys but been told when I go clubbing few girls have come up to me asking whether I am or not.


Corrected for you, since you look so gay
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#18
2 things:
1) are you actually gay? I'm not going to make assumptions just because you pull girls.

2) does it matter? I mean if you are straight and pulling girls, who cares. maybe they are asking because it seems too good to be true that you are straight or maybe you seem really flirty with your guy friends or dress and groom well and so fit the stereotypical standard of gay men being well dressed and groomed or maybe someone is spreading rumours about you but again, either way, what does it really matter?


as to whether you "look" gay. I dunno.


I mean if you were standing in a gay club being flirty, I'd say probably, but otherwise, I wouldn't know either way.
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#19
not at all, but gay doesnt really have a look imo
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#20
From my experience with "gay" dudes and their appearances, you look like you would be fruity but not homosexual. Like, the funny black dude that hangs out with girls mostly and doesn't have many guy friends. But that's okay.

Grow some facial hair, and problem solved.
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From my experience with "gay" dudes and their appearances, you look like you would be fruity but not homosexual. Like, the funny black dude that hangs out with girls mostly and doesn't have many guy friends. But that's okay.

Grow some facial hair, and problem solved.

Not a thick moustache though, you'd end up looking like you were from 1976
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#23
I dont look gay, and girls dont come up to me and ask me if I'm gay; but I cant pull any girls.

Am I gay?
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#29
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I dont look gay, and girls dont come up to me and ask me if I'm gay; but I cant pull any girls.

Am I gay?

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#30
It's difficult to tell from this photograph. Could you maybe post another, this time with dicks in your mouth?
#31
u got some dick suckin lips thats fer sure
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#33
If you were gay I wouldn't be surprised, but if you were straight I wouldn't be surprised either.

They're just messing with you. They think they cute.
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#36
How does one physically look gay? Just saying though mate, you look fine the way you are no matter your sexuality.
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#37
Well I was listening to Korn when I opened up your picture. And the as soon it came on the screen I had an angry man shouting FAAGGEETTTTT. So I guess Korn has spoken
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#38
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Well I was listening to Korn when I opened up your picture. And the as soon it came on the screen I had an angry man shouting FAAGGEETTTTT. So I guess Korn has spoken


Le cringe

And you do look kinda gay
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