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#2
Everyone is related to everyone. Mitochondrial Eve+Y-chromosomal Adam bitches
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#3
This guy

John Logie Baird FRSE (/ˈloʊɡi bɛrd/;[2] 14 August 1888 – 14 June 1946) was a Scottish engineer, innovator and inventor of the world's first mechanical television;[3] the first publicly demonstrated colour television system; and the first purely electronic colour television picture tube.
#5
The very first person to bear my surname was an illegitimate bastard son of William the Conqueror.

Quote by Neo Evil11
Everyone is related to everyone. Mitochondrial Eve+Y-chromosomal Adam bitches

Also this. We're all just leaves on the same tree, maaaaaan.
#6
Quote by archangels
The very first person to bear my surname was an illegitimate bastard son of William the Conqueror.


Also this. We're all just leaves on the same tree, maaaaaan.

So when I butt**** you it is actually incest. Does that turn you on?
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#7
Quote by Neo Evil11
Everyone is related to everyone. Mitochondrial Eve+Y-chromosomal Adam bitches

Uhm... we're related to pretty much everything respires aerobically.

So when you **** a sheep, that's incest.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#8
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Uhm... we're related to pretty much everything respires aerobically.

So when you **** a sheep, that's incest.

I am not Welsh.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#9
Quote by Neo Evil11
I am not Welsh.

You're related to Welsh people.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#10
One of my great great (I don't know how many greats) grandfather signed the Declaration of Independence
"Being honest may not get you a lot of friends, but it'll always get you the right ones."
#12
The only real interesting was my 11 x great grandfather who served in the Continental Army in the Revolutionary War. Even have is warrant number.
#15
I'm related to God.

I look just like him.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#16
Quote by Pastafarian96
I'm possibly related to Nikola Tesla




I'm possibly related to the Queen, and Nelson Mandela.
#23
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I'm related to God.

I look just like him.


We're all created in His image
#24
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
one of my ancestors was on the Mayflower.

I bet a quarter of everyone born in the US could say this
#26
Quote by Pastafarian96
I'm possibly related to Nikola Tesla


I'm possibly related to Thomas Edison. Watch your back.
#27
Quote by Neo Evil11
So when I butt**** you it is actually incest. Does that turn you on?


That makes it even more exciting
#29
Quote by slapsymcdougal
You're assuming his wife wasn't taking it every which way from the other colonists.

That's a bad joke, if you understand anything about the pilgrims (or morals back then) at all...
#30
nothing cool.

sociopaths and trailer park dwellers on one side and slave owners and misogynist oil workers (now rail road workers) on the other.
#32
Quote by slipknot5678
nothing cool.

sociopaths and trailer park dwellers on one side and slave owners and misogynist oil workers (now rail road workers) on the other.

At least they're not misogynists anymore.

I think I remember my grandfather once saying we had some Spanish royalty connection many times removed, but it's been more than a decade since I've seen him so my facts could be skewed.

I'm boring but two friends' (they are siblings) dad does a few of the main characters' voices for the American Pokemon anime and writes some of the movies.
#33
My great grandfather was a german army officer in WW1.
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OddOneOut is an Essex S&M mistress and not a pirate or a computer program.

#34
One of my great great etc. grandfathers fought with William Wallace against the British.

John de Graham (Graeme)
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#37
It's true
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#39
Probably my dad. But the guy who delivered the mail when I was a kid bore a strange resemblance to me...It's probably nothing
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