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Sometimes people say "you'll never be a real man" or "grow up and be a man about it" and I always think "oh ok how do I be a real man then?" and spend a few minutes feeling inferior.

So, what does it mean to be a real man?
#2
inb4 ali and bob
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
Why dont you be a real man and find out yourself?
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what does it mean to be anything
it's all just coming back
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#11
Able to grow a great beard

Keyword being great
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#12
To be responsible.
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it means you can piss where you want , when you want.


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#14
wouldn't know

ripped it off a long time ago




#16
what does it mean to be a lizard?
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#17
Real men drink ale and have beards and hairy chests and stuff

So just be like me
I have nothing important to say
#20
Me and my brother were talking to each other
'Bout what makes a man a man
Was it brain or brawn, or the month you were born
We just couldn't understand

Our old man didn't like our appearance
He said that only women wear long hair

So me and my brother borrowed money from Mother
We knew what we had to do
We went downstairs, past the barber and gymnasium
And got our arms tattooed

Welcome to my life, tattoo
I'm a man now, thanks to you
I expect I'll regret you
But the skin graft man won't get you
You'l be there when I die
Tattoo

My dad beat me 'cause mine said "Mother"
But my mother naturally liked it and beat my brother
'Cause his tattoo was of a lady in the nude
And my mother thought that was extremely rude.


Tattoo by the Who.
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Be physically strong, tough, be able to fix everything, be ready to bang whenever opportunity arises, be passionate about football, beer, cars (only three things you're allowed to be passionate about, but don't use the word "passionate" when discussing them), only emotion you're allowed to show is anger, have hair on your chest.
Care about your position on the primate hierarchy chain, if you're not the best (alpha) then you're nothing.
Have a good salary. Stay-at-home dads are pussies.
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Sometimes people say "you'll never be a real man" or "grow up and be a man about it" and I always think "oh ok how do I be a real man then?" and spend a few minutes feeling inferior.

So, what does it mean to be a real man?
Really, people who say that want to feel superior about their own maturity. Whether they deserve to or not always depends, but basically, as opposed to a child, they're all just saying be more mature.

How do you do that? Well, I guess it boils down to making better decisions and acting appropriately.
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it means you can piss where you want , when you want.


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#24
It's simple.

1. Don't be Ali
2. Don't be bob
3. Don't be yeastwinn

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Be physically strong, tough, be able to fix everything, be ready to bang whenever opportunity arises, be passionate about football, beer, cars (only three things you're allowed to be passionate about, but don't use the word "passionate" when discussing them), only emotion you're allowed to show is anger, have hair on your chest.
Care about your position on the primate hierarchy chain, if you're not the best (alpha) then you're nothing.
Have a good salary. Stay-at-home dads are pussies.

sorry for having a few issues with this?
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#29
Care about your position on the primate hierarchy chain, if you're not the best (alpha) then you're nothing.


didn't give away the fact that it's a joke?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#30
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sorry for having a few issues with this?

UGH IM SICK OF THIS SHIT GO BAKC TO ****ING TUMBLR U ****ING SHIT

oh wait sorry for being a shitoloard #privlege #oprressor straight WHITE male

ugh here comes the privilege patrol to tell me call me an ass, hate how aggressive they are

ali go back to arabia
#31
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didn't give away the fact that it's a joke?

Obviously but it's true regardless which pretty much is the joke
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
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UGH IM SICK OF THIS SHIT GO BAKC TO ****ING TUMBLR U ****ING SHIT

oh wait sorry for being a shitoloard #privlege #oprressor straight WHITE male

ugh here comes the privilege patrol to tell me call me an ass, hate how aggressive they are

ali go back to arabia

LOL
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#35
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Just be attracted to women and willing to reproduce. Everything people say about what it is to be a real man is subjective.


So gay men or men that don't want kids aren't real men?
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it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
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Just be attracted to women and willing to reproduce. Everything people say about what it is to be a real man is subjective.

Alexander the Great was homo and he was definitely a man.
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