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Well, I've been on UG 10 years this month, not including the time I used it before making an account. Here's what I've learned in an era.


  • What I really need is a new amp.
  • I should strongly consider putting icy-hot on it.
  • The Nod is an appropriate response to anything.
  • BTBAM is always relevant
  • Orson SLAMS multis



  • Asking if the Pear is still bannable makes it still bannable
  • Don't blame the victim #yesallwomen
  • jesus wept for human trash
  • UREH! ~~~~~~~
  • Free Fassa
  • If you're pit-famous, avoid trains.

  • There's shitposting, and then there's the NHL Thread.
  • Carmel's a sweetheart
  • The GG&A crew will never leave, ever.
  • The S&L crew will leave, but then come back, and leave again when their threads don't get any replies.
  • The EG crew is the best crew on UG. Especially Danny and Mepha
  • The Pit Chat Thread crew is only okay.
  • Don't be a ball chaser. Don't take Thrashtastic seriously. Pass in the crease.
  • I love you all



Best Pit Threads of the Last Decade:
UG's Naked Club: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=748027&highlight=naked+club
The Shoop Sam thread: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1596787&highlight=shoop+sam
Pictures of Spiderman: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1426102&highlight=spiderman+pictures
Demotivational Pictures: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=637059&highlight=demotivational+pictures
The Hot Chicks Thread: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1060486&highlight=hot+chick+thread
Pit, I: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1367214&highlight=handsome+face
The In-Bed thread: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1181426&highlight=hot+chick+thread
Russian Creepypasta: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1463723&highlight=russian+creepypasta
Shoop the Bunny: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1374353&highlight=shoop+rabbit


Let's all give some encouragement out there to our 06'ers to go the distance and last another year.


EDIT:

Shout out ahoy
Quote by sashki
My 10 year anniversary is in 3 weeks. I'll mooch off your thread instead of making my own.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
Last edited by JustRooster at Mar 14, 2016,
#3
I was gonna be like "lol who do we even have that's an 06er" and then jrf posts
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#5
Quote by Baby Joel
I was gonna be like "lol who do we even have that's an 06er" and then jrf posts

Hi
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#6
yeah as if you post anymore
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#7
what did you just see, joel?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#11
"Dont be a ball chaser" lol nice


Haxball, idkwhatimdoing's drug thread trolls, milking USPS for boxes, good stuff good stuff


Does anyone have those threads where some UGer posted about shooting someone wih an arrow or something, and then another found the news story later?
#12
this is my last ever post on UG
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#14
I'm more curious as to what the "Pit, I" thread is.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#16
Quote by Hydra150
this is my last ever post on UG
Bye again Hydra. I'll still never forget how you told me "Please, 150 was my father's name. Just call me Hydra."
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#18
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#19
Know Your Meme has some incredible ones, I've been flipping through them after remembering.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#20
btw, you forgot ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#21
Blake threads and #bradthreads all can't be the best by default. Will the Pit ever see a threadstarter as good as Madcap again?
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#22
Congrats roosterman, we all love you.

I shall persevere the next yearish and usher in a glorious new UG era.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#24
i'll have a measly 6 years next month

as far as best threads go, i remember a few years back there was a fake hot chicks thread where everyone who posted in it got banned, then had to do some convoluted shit to get out of the fotb. that was pretty funny.
#25
Quote by JustRooster
  • There's shitposting, and then there's the NHL Thread.


ayy lmao




#27
encyclopaedia dramatica?
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#28
Quote by Baby Joel
encyclopaedia dramatica?



yeah that's it, i'm gonna go see if it still says things
#29
The page is still there but hasn't been updated since UG was popular
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
#30
Gross website anyway. Not as funny as it was the first time I read it when I was like 15.
#31
EDIT NEVERMIND


This? Yeck.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
Last edited by JustRooster at Jan 8, 2015,
#32
Quote by JustRooster
Edit: Nevermind.




dat "typical Pit user" pic
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


Last edited by mystical_1 at Jan 8, 2015,
#33
There's a porn ad at the bottom of that just in case you don't wanna be banned on your 10 year anniversary.
Last edited by bradulator at Jan 8, 2015,
#34
I bet someone thought that was hilarious at some point.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#35
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#39
I'm five in a couple of months this thread reminded me to make a thread.
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