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#1
But no one's highlighting the positive things.

A man led us to victory in WWII.
A man invented peanut butter.
A man led the Civil Rights movement and another man signed the Civil Rights Act (men working together).

If you look at world leaders around the globe most of them are men, and men also make more money. Let's hear it for the BOYS MEN
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
Last edited by ErikLensherr at Jan 11, 2015,
#3
cat pls, this thread is about MEN not boys
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#4
Men have penises and penises are fun to play with... Until they throw up everywhere.

Edit: On WWII, if women weren't working in the factories or in the fields the war would have been much harder on the armies..
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
Last edited by Guitardude19 at Jan 11, 2015,
#6
Quote by Baby Joel
cat pls, this thread is about MEN not boys


men are piglets

I was gonna say pigs but piglets are cuter
cat
#7
Quote by Baby Joel
cat pls, this thread is about MEN not boys
Actually no. It very clearly says boys in all caps in OP.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#8
Let's not forget:

God is a man.
George Washington was a man (go USA!).
Men invented math and science.
#10
#YesAllMen have invented the things that made our world better and let us to victory and glory

#NotAllMen are murderers and rapists

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#11
It's SJW that give men a bad rep.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#15
My ex-girlfriend wasn't a man and she was dumb.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#16
Girls are despicable creatures who tease good men by walking around with their ankles on display

Men don't do that very much so the bad rep is not justified.
I have nothing important to say
#17
this one time i was drunk and hungry so i went to get a kebab. when i got it i realised i didnt have any cash and the dude gave it to me for free

the dude was a man


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#18
Quote by Thrashtastic15
guess what boys a man invented the internet take that tumblr

damn




#19
The vast majority of wars, started by men. Because true manly men know how to stand up for what they believe and kill everyone who doesn't share that belief.
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Sir, the contents of my mouth just blew all over my keyboard, desk, and part of my monitor. For the record, it was slightly chewed Keebler cookies and coffee slurry.

The average pitmonkey's response to my jokes.
#20
Quote by Thrashtastic15
guess what boys a man invented the internet take that tumblr


*mic drop*
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#22
Adam

I win
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Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


#23
Quote by mystical_1
Adam

I win

don't forget Steve


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#24
Men got to the moon
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#27
Quote by Eastwinn
men are absolutely awful

that's just cuz we beat women to it


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#29
I love Men


Wait that came out wrong
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Watterboy, I love you.

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You are now my favourite person on UG.....You write cool shit.

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#30
Quote by jazz_rock_feel
You dick.

well MAAAYBE she'll think fo a bit the next time she wanna tell daddy that he drinks too much in front of the kids


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#31
Quote by JamSessionFreak
well MAAAYBE she'll think fo a bit the next time she wanna tell daddy that he drinks too much in front of the kids


equal rights, equal lefts
#32
Quote by Guitardude19
Edit: On WWII, if women weren't working in the factories or in the fields the war would have been much harder on the armies..

Do you realise that this literally means that women committed the greatest war crime of all by needlessly prolonging it? Sweet jesus
#33
Quote by Thrashtastic15
guess what boys a man invented the internet take that tumblr

#wekt
#35
Quote by JustRooster
I feel like the Pit has turned feminism into a meme.

now what gave you that idea?


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#36
Quote by JustRooster
I feel like the Pit has turned feminism into a meme.

Pit has turned anti-feminism into a meme as well.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#38
Are we talking about heteronormative cis-male able-bodied white men or
PM me for newts
#39
Men and women are different.

Both men and women are human.

Some people do bad things for different reasons some people do good things.

Then we all die.
"Hey kid. You wanna cigarette?"


"No thanks! I/m already hooked on Fonicks!"

#40
Quote by StewieSwan
Are we talking about heteronormative cis-male able-bodied white men or

We're talking anybody with a **** and balls we're all brothers.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
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