#1
when it goes in the wrong hole.


**** i hate mini-golf.


On an unrelated note, what are some awkward moments you cant stand?
i hate seeing teachers outside of their natural environment i.e. the classroom.
i feel so awkward around them. does the student/teacher dynamic transfer to the public life or is it left behind? its always weird.
now, i actually work in the school i graduated from. some of those teachers have known me since i was still shitting my pants.

its weird mang, amirite?
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#2
I know right! I was supposed to get the black one in the hole on the other side, but what do you know, I slip and just ram it in there.
#3
The awkward moment when you think someone is waving at you but they're actually waving at the person behind you but you wave at them and feel like an arse.

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#4
When your car breaks down at a busy intersection during the morning commute and you back up traffic for an hour.
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#5
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I know right! I was supposed to get the black one in the hole on the other side, but what do you know, I slip and just ram it in there.

its like im 18 all over again
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#6
when one time I was young and thought a guy was my dad so ran up and slapped his leg, and gave him the biggest fright of his life, turns out it was not him and everyone involved looked mortified, safe to say my dad was in stiches watching the whole event take place.
#7
Randomly running into a person who used to bully me at school 10 years ago and we just so happen to be there to buy the same things at a supermarket, so we're constantly in the same isles as one another.
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The awkward moment when you think someone is waving at you but they're actually waving at the person behind you but you wave at them and feel like an arse.

Also, this.
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#8
That awkward moment when awkward things happen ;_;
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#9
one time I was ordering pizza for my family, cause everyone else hated doing it so they got me to. I remember right before I hung up, the guy didn't say "thank you for ordering from Dominos" or whatever, you know how they sometimes do.

Anyway, right before I hung up, I jsut kind of blurted out "you're welcome!" there wasn't any thanks expressed on the other end or anything, it was just a random "you're welcome". There was an awkward silence for about five seconds and then I just said bye and hung up
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#10
also have you noticed that it's awkward if you say "you're welcome" without the contraction, such as "you are welcome"

like no one says "you are welcome". it's weird
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#11
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one time I was ordering pizza for my family, cause everyone else hated doing it so they got me to. I remember right before I hung up, the guy didn't say "thank you for ordering from Dominos" or whatever, you know how they sometimes do.

Anyway, right before I hung up, I jsut kind of blurted out "you're welcome!" there wasn't any thanks expressed on the other end or anything, it was just a random "you're welcome". There was an awkward silence for about five seconds and then I just said bye and hung up


That's my house, no-one ever wants to be the caller. But it beats being the one to go to the door and get it. I usually pay for the pizza just to get out of doing either of them.

Want to create your own awkward and hilarious moments. Either on the phone or in person, once a day, call a dude "maam" or a female "sir," and appear to be serious. Instant party.
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#12
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Randomly running into a person who used to bully me at school 10 years ago and we just so happen to be there to buy the same things at a supermarket, so we're constantly in the same isles as one another.
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#14
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Randomly running into a person who used to bully me at school 10 years ago and we just so happen to be there to buy the same things at a supermarket, so we're constantly in the same isles as one another.


did you bully the person though
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did you bully the person though

No. The guy was known throughout school to be a scumbag.
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#16
being grabbed by someone freaking out over a spider, mouse, snake. Basically I've been used as a human shield multiple times

EDIT: oh yeah and when a friend of yours finds the video of you in drag and you walk in on them watching it.
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#19
My life is an awkward moment.

But a long time ago, when I was about 13 or 14 I was home by myself. It was my birthday so someone sent me some flowers. The flower guy came to my house, but I didn't know who he was. I thought that he was there to rob my house. I freaked out and tried to hide behind an open shelf. None of the curtains were closed in the house, so he obviously saw me squating next to the shelf. At this point I knew I was being robbed. He started knocking on the window, hard enough so that it started to shake. He was also hollering at me. Finally I saw the flowers, so I shamefully came out from behind the shelf and opened the door to receive my flowers. This was probably my most embarrassing/awkward moment of my life.
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#20
Saying goodbye to someone then meeting them 5 minutes later.

Either that or the frostiness of having to socialise with someone you had a one night stand with, when you know damn right that you were both far too drunk to satisfy one another in a particularly meaningful way.
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#21
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Either that or the frostiness of having to socialise with someone you had a one night stand with, when you know damn right that you were both far too drunk to satisfy one another in a particularly meaningful way.



THIS.

Or seeing each other after you were too drunk you just ended up falling asleep during...
#22
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The awkward moment when you think someone is waving at you but they're actually waving at the person behind you but you wave at them and feel like an arse.

This pretty much.

Or when you realise you took a wrong turn somewhere and have to turn around so you make loud breathing noises and frantically tap your pockets to make it seem like you just realised you forgot something but in reality everyone knows you're just a twisted freak of nature who randomly makes U-turns.


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#23
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THIS.

Or seeing each other after you were too drunk you just ended up falling asleep during...


Oh God. I've done this too...

More awkward when a girl admits her love for you after a drunken fling and you're just like "I'm not drunk enough right now. Sorry."
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#24
When you crack exactly the same joke someone else just made two seconds before.

I was on the train and my sister and her workmate were on the same train so I decided to find them and I sat opposite them. So: he was talking about these M&Ms or chips or whatnot that would be normal flavoured but a small percentage would be REALLY spicy. He said "it's like Russian roulette." I said, two seconds after that, "haha, it's like Russian roulette". They kinda looked at me oddly, sis goes, "he JUST said that", I guess I wasn't listening or missed it somehow I dunno. I felt a bit lame.
#26
as a non smoker, when you go outside the building to get fresh air and stand still chilling, while everybody next to you is out there for smoking and stare at you, like doing nothing is an offense.
#27
When you crack exactly the same joke someone else just made two seconds before.

I was on the train and my sister and her workmate were on the same train so I decided to find them and I sat opposite them. So: he was talking about these M&Ms or chips or whatnot that would be normal flavoured but a small percentage would be REALLY spicy. He said "it's like Russian roulette." I said, two seconds after that, "haha, it's like Russian roulette". They kinda looked at me oddly, sis goes, "he JUST said that", I guess I wasn't listening or missed it somehow I dunno. I felt a bit lame.
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#29
When you crack exactly the same joke someone else just made two seconds before.

I was on the train and my sister and her workmate were on the same train so I decided to find them and I sat opposite them. So: he was talking about these M&Ms or chips or whatnot that would be normal flavoured but a small percentage would be REALLY spicy. He said "it's like Russian roulette." I said, two seconds after that, "haha, it's like Russian roulette". They kinda looked at me oddly, sis goes, "he JUST said that", I guess I wasn't listening or missed it somehow I dunno. I felt a bit lame.
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#30
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This pretty much.

Or when you realise you took a wrong turn somewhere and have to turn around so you make loud breathing noises and frantically tap your pockets to make it seem like you just realised you forgot something but in reality everyone knows you're just a twisted freak of nature who randomly makes U-turns.

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#31
that awkward moment when I see a picture of lena dunham, with her cellulite thighs, flabby ass, goofy face, and all around dumpy body, and it gives me the most primal of erections. I just want to ride her and call her a piece of shit at the same time.

I gotta wait til my roommate goes to work then dedicate the rest of my night to this semen demon.

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#32
^ I see two man who are way more awkward than me, a typing one and one that was photographed
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#34
i tend to create awkward moments for others rather than having them myself
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#35
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On an unrelated note, what are some awkward moments you cant stand?
i hate seeing teachers outside of their natural environment i.e. the classroom.
i feel so awkward around them. does the student/teacher dynamic transfer to the public life or is it left behind? its always weird.
now, i actually work in the school i graduated from. some of those teachers have known me since i was still shitting my pants.

its weird mang, amirite?

The accepted etiquette for encounters with teachers outside their natural habitat is to acknowledge them but not engage them in conversation.
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