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I gender my pets and I am sorry for being trash
6 46%
Owning pets is slavery and I won't partake
7 54%
Voters: 13.
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#1
Important question. Do you gender your pets? Choosing your own pronouns is empowering and I have decided to let my pets choose their own identity. I'm still waiting on them to tell me what they'd like to be called, but I will wait as long as they need.
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#2
I knew someone who claimed their boy cat was a girl, or vice versa, and she dyed part of it's fur and gave it a mohawk. Needless to say she was a feminist
#3
I cuddle with my male cat as if it were a female cat so no.
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#5
shitfest imminent




#6
E-married to ilikepirates

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#9
My hamster is female so I refer to her with female pronouns and if she ever complains about it i will stop
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#10
I'd like this thread better if someone who isn't a dick, like mint or rapture or neo started it.
#11
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I'd like this thread better if someone who isn't a dick, like mint or rapture or neo started it.

I'm offended.
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#13
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I'd like this thread better if someone who isn't a dick, like mint or rapture or neo started it.



ouch.
O.K.

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#14
Actually, I'm a trigendered pyrofox from the forest planet.
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#15
I like this thread.
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#19
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This is actually a pretty clever thread. Good show, Stewie.


been done a million times
#21
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been done a million times



Well, first I've seen.
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#22
Quote by JustRooster
Well, first I've seen.


it's common among people who sit around and mock transgender people on the internet.
#24
i heard once obama becomes president he's gonna make it the BLACK HOUSE instead of the white house

Please applaud my original joke ty
#25
Quote by Eastwinn
it's common among people who sit around and mock transgender people on the internet.
What's it like to have no sense of humor? Does it hurt?
#26
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it's common among people who sit around and mock transgender people on the internet.


I suppose I'll consider myself complimented, then.
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#27
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What's it like to have no sense of humor? Does it hurt?


i bet you think dead baby jokes are funny
#29
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Dead baby joel jokes, sure.

Oh, ho HO!
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#30
I don't differentiate. After putting my face in its chest hair, rubbing it all over, kissing its head and neck and body, I try not to think about the fact that its a male.
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#31
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Dead baby joel jokes, sure.

this was good




#32
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it's common among people who sit around and mock transgender people on the internet.



Stop labeling them, Easty.


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I'd like this thread better if someone who isn't a dick, like mint or rapture or neo started it.



You know how when a dumb person says "u r a idiot!" you take that like a compliment? That's how this comment makes me feel.
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#33
My transgender dog needs a trigger warning for the word "vet" hue hue
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#34
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My transgender dog needs a trigger warning for the word "vet" hue hue



Why do you assume your pet is a dog
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#35
Quote by ErikLensherr
My transgender dog needs a trigger warning for the word "vet" hue hue





I just call our dogs by their rightful names. Bitches.
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#37
Quote by StewieSwan
Why do you assume your pet is a dog

I've never thought to ask how it self identifies.

I guess I didn't check my being able to talk privilege
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#38
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i heard once obama becomes president he's gonna make it the BLACK HOUSE instead of the white house

Please applaud my original joke ty


the british already did this in 1812
#39
No, I sex my pets
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#40
I find it gross and unnatural. God assigned pets very specific gender roles for a reason.
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