#1
I've noticed my internal sarcasm detector has been a bit off lately. I can be sarcastic OK but I'm having trouble interpreting when people actually intend sarcasm. Not sure if spending too much time on the net...

So, Pit, help me recalibrate and churn out whatever withheld, festering, frustrated sarcasm you've got. I can take it. I am a man.

Please no comments about me being autistic because that is probably true and will mean I infer any future comments to that effect as meaning I am NOT autistic (yeah I'm asking for it now, hey?).

Anyway. Go for it.
#2
Damn, whatever you say bro, I reeally need to stop joking about autism


Sorry (or am I not? Naaahhhh...right? Who knows if I even know...)
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#7
Yeah, cuz this thread is worth the time of day.


(being sarky m8)
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#8
Actually, I think the word you're looking for is banter.
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#9
so you got out of bed today to make a thread on this website about how you can't detect sarcasm?
Seems like you have much to live for. you must have the most interesting life in the world.
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#12
Clearly the initial post you made was sarcastic and you actually don't wanna hear anything we have to say.
#13
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dude just add to the end of everything and you're golden



Such an innovative use of memes, kappa.
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#14
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I've noticed my internal sarcasm detector has been a bit off lately. I can be sarcastic OK but I'm having trouble interpreting when people actually intend sarcasm.
Meaning this post is serious?

If so you are really good at this, I almost thought you were sarcastic.
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#16
great thread.
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#17
Sarcasm is an artform. You must first learn the ways of irony, then you progress onto satire, and then and only then, can you begin to use sarcasm. The trick is to be as demeaning as possible.
#18
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Sarcasm is an artform. You must first learn the ways of irony, then you progress onto satire, and then and only then, can you begin to use sarcasm. The trick is to be as demeaning as possible.


Very helpful
#19
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#21
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came here to post this

came here to notice if other people had come here to claim their recognition of other peoples' comments that they themselves hold to be true.


i'm satisfied.
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#23
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protip, interpenetrate everything as a sarcasm



Whos interpenetrating the what now?

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