#1
paid 12 bucks for the bundle on steam. i have never played civ in my life. my friends keep telling me its awesome

is it awesome?
pinga
#4
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paid 12 bucks for the bundle on steam. i have never played civ in my life. my friends keep telling me its awesome

is it awesome?

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#9
my highest played steam on game

and that was vanilla

now i have all the dlc and it's too overwhelming and i haven't played a single full game with it

****ing faith. what do.
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#10
it is awesome.
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#11
Quote by Trowzaa
my highest played steam on game

and that was vanilla

now i have all the dlc and it's too overwhelming and i haven't played a single full game with it

****ing faith. what do.


seriously its a completely different game now
#12
just played for 4 hours

still wondering how me, a huge empire of rome cant take on a ****ing city-state ive never even heard of
pinga
#13
Quote by Cb4rabid
just played for 4 hours

still wondering how me, a huge empire of rome cant take on a ****ing city-state ive never even heard of

and which state would that be?
#14
dont even know. i was trying to be dogs with Manila and some little city that starts with a k starts being a dick so i go at them with like 3 catapults and 4 warriors and they shred my dick in half

i just dont like how everyone spams rangers its too OP
pinga
#16
is that ghandi glitch still in the game or did they patch it? where they used some sort of data type that reverted to zero if it's maxed was reached for his relationship status so if you became allies he would suddenly just nuke your entire civilization
You dirty piece of shit, you.

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#17
Oh shit, I used to play Civ 3 super hard in high school (I didn't have sex until college, if that's even necessary to say). I just got paid too. I think I might download 5. 4 was butts, but I've heard 5 was an improvement.

Did the new one (basically Alpha Centauri 2) come out yet/have good reviews.
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#18
me and another ug dude (SSeargentSlayer) have been playing a game for months now lol I still don't 100% get some stuff but it is pretty fun! add me on steam if u want. ID = RPTrees
#19
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is that ghandi glitch still in the game or did they patch it? where they used some sort of data type that reverted to zero if it's maxed was reached for his relationship status so if you became allies he would suddenly just nuke your entire civilization


I've never heard that before.

There's still the glitch (which is intentional by now cos it's just funny) where he's nuke happy as **** cos his rating was meant to be the lowest possible yet they accidentally made it the highest possible.

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Oh shit, I used to play Civ 3 super hard in high school (I didn't have sex until college, if that's even necessary to say). I just got paid too. I think I might download 5. 4 was butts, but I've heard 5 was an improvement.

Did the new one (basically Alpha Centauri 2) come out yet/have good reviews.



Don't waste your time on Beyond Earth yet. I haven't heard great things, give it a few DLCs.
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#20
God dammit guys, I was still trying to play enough WoW to justify downloading it last month.
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#21
you can play beyond earth for free on steam today and tomorrow i think

i got to the second turn and my laptop crashed. went back to civ 5.
#25
Quote by Diamond Dave
Civ2 is the best, used to crank that so hard. The turns play out too slowly for my liking in all the newer ones.

The Eternal War is pretty damn awesome.
#26
Quote by Trowzaa
I've never heard that before.

There's still the glitch (which is intentional by now cos it's just funny) where he's nuke happy as **** cos his rating was meant to be the lowest possible yet they accidentally made it the highest possible.

that's probably what im thinking of
You dirty piece of shit, you.

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#27
ill beat ur ass at civ anyday
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#31
nothing worse than trying to get a through like 10 tiles of thick forrest/jungle

and then when i finally get to the other side the japanese claim the ruin

**** YOU
pinga
#34
do the barbs on the other side really concern you if theres a big ass forest in the way? let them be someone else's headache. at least until you get horsemen.

welp, im thoroughly ****ed in my game. i have four armies closing in on me and a fifth civ has joined the coalition against me. i have half the world on my dick because i annihilated germany. its not even my fault. they started it.
#35
Quote by entity0009
Civ 5 is so shit compared to Civ 4.

Come at my opinion bros


I actually agree with this, I like Civ 4 a lot but never really got into 5

Also does anyone else enjoy playing against the AI on low difficulties, making loads of nuclear weapons and then nuking the world when your victory is at hand? It's oddly satisfying.
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#36
Quote by JackSaints
I actually agree with this, I like Civ 4 a lot but never really got into 5

Also does anyone else enjoy playing against the AI on low difficulties, making loads of nuclear weapons and then nuking the world when your victory is at hand? It's oddly satisfying.

#37
Zulu Shaka Master Race! Those Impis have one of the best unit upgrades in the game. I still have three of them surviving through information era. I wonder if they can be upgraded up to XCOM squad.
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#38
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do the barbs on the other side really concern you if theres a big ass forest in the way? let them be someone else's headache. at least until you get horsemen.

welp, im thoroughly ****ed in my game. i have four armies closing in on me and a fifth civ has joined the coalition against me. i have half the world on my dick because i annihilated germany. its not even my fault. they started it.

i like pillagign shit and it gives you money

im currently at war with the incas and hong kong because i got bored of everybod being super nice so i started it. is there a way to change difficulty mid gane? its way too easy and i want to try out the hard mode
pinga
#39
burg bought me civ 5 cuz he's a total bro and now i #rekt two barbarian camps and the egyptian dude told me he's afraid of me. is this good? should i show him i mean well by raping and pillaging across his lands?


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