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#1
Kind of a long story, but definitely worth the read.

I decided to have a bonfire with my buddies last night. I figured it would be a little more fun if we invited more people, so I decided to invite my old buddy from high school to the bonfire. We were really tight, we used to jam and write all kinds of songs back in the day.

Anyway, we decide to meet at Walmart because he didn't remember exactly where I lived. He's like 22 and still doesn't have his license, so he had his friend drive him there. Well, we get to the Walmart parking lot and meet up, but this isn't the same friend I remembered from high school... His face was covered in piercings, his hair was died black with a gel mow-hawk, he was wearing a sleeveless A7X shirt, had gained 30+ pounds, and was wearing eyeliner and black nail polish. Not trying to sound homophobic, but he looked like a fat lesbian. On top of that, he was drunk as ****. I was shocked how much he'd changed in the few years it'd been since I'd seen him. None of us wanted to be seen in public with him. My friends were trying not to laugh, and they just looked at me with shitty smiles on their faces and said, "hey man, we're gonna go in Walmart for a bit, we'll meet you out here in a bit".

So I'm stuck out there with him. Turns out he was only able to convince his buddy to give him a ride by telling him there would be hot girls at the bonfire, promising him he would get laid. There were no hot girls at the bonfire. (I mean, one of my friend's girlfriend was with us, but she's an uggo.) He was under the impression he was getting laid too, because he was like, "WELL DAMN DUDE, I THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE AT LEAST SOME CHICK FRIENDS, YOU CAN'T HAVE A BONFIRE WITH JUST GUYS, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU GET LAID!!" He was pretty upset.

I told him I'd be right back while I went into Walmart to find my friends. When I found them, we discussed how we'd get out of this situation. The bonfire was ruined. I didn't want those drunk assholes around my parents. Plus my old buddy was being a huge dick and I decided he wasn't my friend anymore. So we hatched a plan.

We went back out and told them we couldn't go to my house quite yet because of some family drama that was going on. We told them we were gonna go to the sports complex outside town and shoot some hoops until then. We didn't think this through very well. They just decided to come with us, and got in my friend's pedovan without his permission. So now these drunk morons were in his van, being sexist and racist. That pissed me off, man.

So we get to the sports complex, and shoot hoops and play knockout for about 20 minutes. His friend was sketching me out. He was acting all tough and badass, and I was worried he was gonna try to fight someone. They were growing impatient, and the fat guy said, "So wait, is there even a bonfire at all?? Dude, you suck at planning these things". We needed an escape plan, so I forged a phonecall from my mom, pretending that there was a family emergency going on at home. We told them we had to leave for a bit, but would be right back to pick them up and take them back to their car at Walmart. They must've been too drunk to see the flaws in that explanation, because they understood and were just like "Okay just don't take forever". We went back to my house and didn't go back to pick them up. The Walmart where their car was parked is about 5 miles from the sports complex we left them at.

Holy shit, people change over the years. Makes me sad tbh :\

TL;DR: Got ahold of an old friend to hang out with, he was drunk and I didn't want him around my parents, drove him out in the middle of nowhere and left him stranded there.
#3
Now you just have to never bump into him again.

I don't think I've bothered to keep up with people from primary and secondary school. A few people from high school but not many, and not that often these days. Too much hard work, too awkward, too lazy and too busy. Not worth the effort for most of them. Besides isn't that the reason most people have facebook, to check up on their old school mates and see who has a better job/better looking gf/better looking friends etc? (I don't have facebook.)

And yes, change can be sad.
#4
yeah, just because you used to hang out doesn't mean much. I used to hang with tons of people I never really liked much, something you do at school because it's better than being alone. These days I don't see any of them really, if I do it's nothing special unless you do something special or get drunk and high, then maybe it's fun
#5
That's why I lost contact with alot of my old friends, all they wanna do is party and drink and do drugs :\ That life isn't for me.
#6
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I mean, one of my friend's girlfriend was with us, but she's an uggo.
Dick.
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#8
I think you are going to get your ass kicked by that fat lesbian guy.
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#9
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I think you are going to get your ass kicked by that fat lesbian guy.

Yeah I'm honestly surprised he hasn't texted me yet, I can't help but wonder how him and his friend ended up getting home.. I hope they hitched a ride or something, instead of trekking 5 miles back to walmart..
#11
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sleeveless A7X shirt


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#12
So uh what's up with your username? A bit in bad taste in recent times, yeh?
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#13
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So uh what's up with your username? A bit in bad taste in recent times, yeh?

What's up with your username? Like latching on to archaic wood and strings, do ya?

Note: In order to type this post, I had to put down my own dreadnought.
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#14
Quote by APileOfDeadCops
I hope they hitched a ride or something, instead of trekking 5 miles back to walmart..

I originally read that as 'twerking 5 miles'...

Didn't the guy have Facebook or something, so you could see what he looks like?
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#15
It's funny, because you're acting like you're friend is a total piece of shit, but that's how I feel about you.
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#17
You sound like a bit of a horrible person to be honest.

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#18
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Didn't the guy have Facebook or something, so you could see what he looks like?


More importantly, ts should share said facebook page so we can see what he looks like.
#19
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What's up with your username? Like latching on to archaic wood and strings, do ya?

Note: In order to type this post, I had to put down my own dreadnought.


Naw man I love old ships

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#20
TS hasn't responded in like 1 hour, I think his old friend finally got him.
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#21
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Naw man I love old ships

What did you think I meant when I said I had to put down my dreadnought? I can't do bicep curls and type at the same time.
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#22
Quote by Crazyedd123
I originally read that as 'twerking 5 miles'...

Didn't the guy have Facebook or something, so you could see what he looks like?

Yeah, but he didn't have a recent picture up. He's had the same profile picture for last year.
#23
Holy shit, you're a coward; and inefficient.

How difficult is it to say say, straight up, "Look, you're very different from the last time we've seen each other. I just don't think it's gonna work out. Sorry. Bye."?

You like to have a 'little fun' on whims at times. Create plans for others to become dependent on transportation to meet you somewhere (instead of visiting them in person yourself to catch up first), then treat everyone as if they're just another episode in a videogame that you've suddenly become bored with.

You're an asshole. lol.

Edit: You didn't have the gall to be real with a face-painting manchild. lol.
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#25
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It's funny, because you're acting like you're friend is a total piece of shit, but that's how I feel about you.


This is exactly what I was thinking
#26
Quote by Zaphikh
How difficult is it to say say, straight up, "Look, you're very different from the last time we've seen each other. I just don't think it's gonna work out. Sorry. Bye."?


Ummmm, because that's rude? Idk, I hate being straight up with people. The truth hurts sometimes and I know that.
#27
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Dick.

Yeah man like what the ****
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#28
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Ummmm, because that's rude? Idk, I hate being straight up with people. The truth hurts sometimes and I know that.


Lying to them and ditching them is very polite though.
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#29
Okay, granted, lying to them and leaving them stranded outside the city limits definitely wasn't the most mature way to go about it. But if I would've straight up told him I didn't want to be seen with him because he looked like a fat lesbian, well that would've been awkward as ****! Also for all I know he could've been a raging drunk maniac and ****ing beat me to a bloody pulp for taking a jab at his physical appearance. Also, he and his friend had already driven from more than an hour away to hang out with me, it would've felt really shitty to tell him I don't want to hang out with him after all that.
#30
Quote by APileOfDeadCops
Also, he and his friend had already driven from more than an hour away to hang out with me, it would've felt really shitty to tell him I don't want to hang out with him after all that.


It probably felt great to ditch them and ultimately not hang out with them and have made them drive that far for nothing anyway.
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#31
Quote by APileOfDeadCops
Also, he and his friend had already driven from more than an hour away to hang out with me, it would've felt really shitty to tell him I don't want to hang out with him after all that.


And what you did in the end was so much better.
I guess it doesn't really matter in the end. It's not like you're planning on seeing him again, and he's just got a story to tell about how much of an A-hole you are.

I wonder if he'll be telling people about how you used to be this really cool guy, then you lost contact for a while, then you called him out of the blue to hang out, and then ditched him on the day you were meant to be hanging out.
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#32
Quote by APileOfDeadCops
Okay, granted, lying to them and leaving them stranded outside the city limits definitely wasn't the most mature way to go about it. But if I would've straight up told him I didn't want to be seen with him because he looked like a fat lesbian, well that would've been awkward as ****! Also for all I know he could've been a raging drunk maniac and ****ing beat me to a bloody pulp for taking a jab at his physical appearance. Also, he and his friend had already driven from more than an hour away to hang out with me, it would've felt really shitty to tell him I don't want to hang out with him after all that.


Yeah and leaving him and his friends stranded after they have driven over an hour isn't gonna piss him off is it?
And add lying to him about coming back to pick him up just adds fuel to the fire.
You think he's gonna be happy if you run into him again?

You are a piece of shit.
#33
everyone in this story is an immature asshole i read the whole thing and it was a minute of my life i will unfortunately never get back
#34
It is alright to stop asking him out after the bonfire. Just don't MIA as if you were abducted by UFOs. Travelling that far just to meet up with you and he was cool with it and trusting that you will go back to look for him. Oh my, and see what you did ..
Oh well, oh well, oh well


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#35
Quote by Thrashtastic15
everyone in this story is an immature asshole
Yeah. Dicks. Dicks the lot of them.

He's a dick for being a drunk dick.
His friend is a dick for coming with only the intention of getting laid.
Your friends are dicks for ditching them rather than simply saying something like "Dude, maybe you should just go. There's no chicks here." or "Sorry, change of plans. Let's try again another time" or something else mature.
You're a dick for the same reason and for talking about him behind his back.

Everyone is dicks.

Dicks.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jan 18, 2015,
#36
Why would anyone invite a person they've obvs lost touch with to a party with a bunch of other people they don't know? I'm surprised the friend even agreed
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#38
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Okay, granted, lying to them and leaving them stranded outside the city limits definitely wasn't the most mature way to go about it. But if I would've straight up told him I didn't want to be seen with him because he looked like a fat lesbian, well that would've been awkward as ****! Also for all I know he could've been a raging drunk maniac and ****ing beat me to a bloody pulp for taking a jab at his physical appearance. Also, he and his friend had already driven from more than an hour away to hang out with me, it would've felt really shitty to tell him I don't want to hang out with him after all that.


You are a truly awful person.

Regardless of if someone is an arsehole or looks like an emo lesbian you don't leave them stranded in a strange place. That's just next level horrible.

You either put up with the awkwardness or a few hours and that's it or you man up, say you weren't who you thought he was and drop him back home or whatever.

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#39
Quote by APileOfDeadCops

a fat lesbian
she's an uggo
drunk assholes
huge dick
drunk morons
the fat guy

wow. you immature little shit.

the entire story you tell us how your friend is being a dick, but the real story you are telling us is that you are a ****ing asshole mate. grow the **** up. if you didn't like who he turned out to be, you should've been honest with him at walmart.

you're a ****ing dick, and an even bigger one for sharing this idiotic story with a bunch of strangers on the internet, trying to act all interesting.

****ing dick.
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#40
As dickish as it was, him and his friend deserved it, honestly. And to be honest, I probably did him a favor by making him trek 5 miles back to Walmart, he needed the exercise lmao. Also maybe he sweated off that god awful mascara and hairspray.