#1
The US Government and Police departments of this country are now installing devices into your body to create severe pain.

They are installing devices into your head,mouth,shoulder,penis,vagina, once these devices are installed you automatically black out at night, they then proceed to enter your home, and install more of this crap into your body.

They want to hear every conversation you are having and control every aspect of your life, all in effort to line their pockets with money, with disregard to your life, and your family's life.

Help stop this atrocity by spreading the word to as many people as possible. Help stop the rape of you and your family by spreading the word and giving this message to as many people as possible.

Beware, the police and government are now having undercover friends drug you, put you to sleep, and install tiny microphones into your mouth and skull. Side effects may include severe pain, accidents that were not your fault.

When you go to sleep, you black out, and the government and police break into your home and rape you, and install more of these chips into your body.

Spread the word. Don't let new friends sleep over.

Tell all your friends, its only a matter of time before it effects you.

Signs that this has happen to you,

1. severe tooth pain.
2. your anus was loose when you woke up.
3. your girlfriends vagina has some kind of bump in it.
4. unexplainable pain randomly, throughout the day.
5. stomach pain, cant crap. anal pain.
6. severe migranes
7. burns on your body, (white stains on your skin).


things to do to annoy the police and government that are listening to you through unuathorized taps into your body. (this helps kill some of these in your body and flush them out)

1. making slirping sounds with your mouth.
2. try to stay up for over 48 hours without going to sleep, try to take a lot of craps.
3. monster energy drink.
4. avoid eating out, try cooking at home.
5. avoid shady doctors and clinics.
6. lots of bread and crapping.
7. after meals use a plastic toothpick to clean your teeth.
8. boiling hot showers.
9. only eat canned food.
10. invest in security cameras for your home.
11. sit out in the sun, tan your skin till black or burnt.
12. sit in a dry sauna. a lot of water.
13. sweat as much as possible.
14. as a last resort, if problems persists, find the point of pain on skin and cut a "v" shape on the spot where pain if coming from. please use this as a last resort.


watch what you say, some money hungry rat is listening to every word you say.

The police and government are now installing tiny microscopic microchips into your mouth and body so they can listen to every word you are saying.

Don't come to los angeles, everyone in the town is a government or police rat.

Don't let strangers sleep over at your house. Avoid sleepover for our children.

These same devices installed into your body create severe pain at the discretion of the police department or government agency.

It's in everything you own, you visit a doctor, he sticks it into your body.

In the food you eat.

In your tire ..............

Watch out, be careful what you say and do.
#3
Luckily I don't live in the USA. Sucks to be the people to do though.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#4
You've let your some 'new friends' sleep over and now you've got loose teeth, unexplainable head trauma and loose/pained anus? Did I get that right?

Sorry man. I truly am
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#5
What's with all the Pit monkeys becoming weirdo conspiracy theorists recently is it 2008 again

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#6
Quote by Cianyx
You've let your some 'new friends' sleep over and now you've got loose teeth, unexplainable head trauma and loose/pained anus? Did I get that right?

Sorry man. I truly am

He wasn't anally probed by aliens, this is all de gub'min.
#7
Quote by b189
sit out in the sun, tan your skin till black or burnt.

It's summer in Aus so should only take 5 minutes

real talk thought that shit will kill you
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#8
What do I do after I've cut the V-shape?
I'd appreciate a quick response guys, it's really bleeding a lot and I'm starting to feel a little light-headed. That's probably because there's also a chip in my head. I'm gonna cut that out once I find a mirror to see what I'm doing.
#9
Only eat canned food? Sweat as much as possible? Lots of bread and crapping?
So what you're saying is that I can thwart a government conspiracy by going about my day as per usual.
Who wrote the blood and water chapter anyway? Probably some surly dad, only child, thirty cats.
#11
Quote by b189
1. severe tooth pain.
2. your anus was loose when you woke up.
3. your girlfriends vagina has some kind of bump in it.
4. unexplainable pain randomly, throughout the day.
5. stomach pain, cant crap. anal pain.
6. severe migranes
7. burns on your body, (white stains on your skin).


That describes how I wake up on my average Sunday afternoon. Don't know what happened, but it must've been a bloody good party.
#13
Quote by ultimate-slash
What do I do after I've cut the V-shape?
I'd appreciate a quick response guys, it's really bleeding a lot and I'm starting to feel a little light-headed. That's probably because there's also a chip in my head. I'm gonna cut that out once I find a mirror to see what I'm doing.

Seriously guys, is it supposed to bleed this much? And how long do you usually keep seeing black spots everywhere?
#14
Quote by ultimate-slash
Seriously guys, is it supposed to bleed this much? And how long do you usually keep seeing black spots everywhere?


that's what she said!