#1
I started my Tuesday morning just like any other day. Checked my emails and Facebook, had some breakfast, checked the mail...

Then i found a package. Express Post Satchel to be precise.



I wasn't expecting anything.. It was soft. It also had a strange smell..

I opened it up..



Yep. Someone mailed me a fish. No return address. Carefully bubblewrapped.

A ****ing fish.

The best part is that it wasn't addressed to me personally, it was addressed to Toyroom. A small pedal company.. Meaning someone is pissed off at my pedals, not me.

Are pedals really worth going out and finding a fish, then paying for express post, then wrapping it carefully in bubblewrap and sending it off to me..?

I'm so so confused..
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#2
Doesn't sound like the fish was all that new...

Nor was it something like a nice smoked salmon...
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#3
Tim, I'm trying so hard to figure out if you're just ****ing with us right now...

The thing is I really don't think you are, which makes this one of the most bizarre things I've seen on this forum (disclaimer: I don't go in the Pit).
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#4
Its like a threat old school mafia godfather style. Lucabrazzi or however you spell it sleeps with the fishes. Bullet proof vest fish wrapped up in it Godfather 1 I believe.
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#5
i am 100% not ****ing with anyone at all.

this happened.
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#6
That's really messed up. Must mean you make some damn nice gear.
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#7
But can it do br00tz?
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#8
this just made my night. haha.

heat up the fryer...
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#9
Maybe...they want you to make a heavy smeltal pedal. Something that works well with downtunaing.
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#13
That is funny shit.
But since your in OZ, I was expecting something more like this
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#14
late xmass present.

probably not the curse of the perch from perth, doesn't look like a perch.

you should be fine.
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#17
WTF

Contact the cops?
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I'll have to put the Classic T models on my to-try list. Shame the finish options there are Anachronism Gold, Nuclear Waste and Aged Clown, because in principle the plaintop is right up my alley.

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Presumably because the CCF (Combined Corksniffing Forces) of MLP and Gibson forums would rise up against them, plunging the land into war.

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#18
Ok, that's of course a bit odd, but honestly funny as shit!!

The confusion that comes across in your postings about it is everything a practical joker could ask for, and the fact that you went public with it is GOLD!

Smile and shrug it off, it makes for a good story.
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#19
Hahahahahaha.

Honestly, I can't stop laughing. This is the greatest New Fish Day thread, ever!
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#20
Can it do RATT?
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#21
Probably not, but I bet it can do Fishbone.
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#22
Can it do Phish?
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#23
Track the parcel and see where it was sent from. See if you can remember sending someone a pedal there who got pissy or if another builder or something lives there.
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#24
Brb gonna go buy a fish to send to Tim.
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#25
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Track the parcel and see where it was sent from. See if you can remember sending someone a pedal there who got pissy or if another builder or something lives there.


already tried. it just got dropped into a post box so it doesn't have an origin.
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#26
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already tried. it just got dropped into a post box so it doesn't have an origin.



[QUINT]Jerk goes to the post box, you go to the post box. Fish's in the post box. Our fish. [/QUINT]
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Why, yes, I am a lawyer- thanks for asking!

Log off and play yer guitar!

Strap on, tune up, rock out!
#27
Crazy stuff man.


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Originally posted by primusfan
When you crank up the gain to 10 and switch to the lead channel, it actually sounds like you are unjustifiably bombing an innocent foreign land.


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#30
You totally need to send a fish back to the return address. Plz do it
#31
It's probably a fake address, so it would get retuned to him as undeliverable. And older.

Then HE'D be on the hook if the package opened and got old fish goop on other mail, etc.
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Why, yes, I am a lawyer- thanks for asking!

Log off and play yer guitar!

Strap on, tune up, rock out!
#32
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Crazy stuff man.


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well played
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I'll have to put the Classic T models on my to-try list. Shame the finish options there are Anachronism Gold, Nuclear Waste and Aged Clown, because in principle the plaintop is right up my alley.

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Presumably because the CCF (Combined Corksniffing Forces) of MLP and Gibson forums would rise up against them, plunging the land into war.

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Et tu, br00tz?
#34
Does it Djent?
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Does it Djent?

#15
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