#1
I have a craving for sitting down right now.

should I get a sofa?
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#2
You live in Australia, if you go out of your house there are even more animals that can kill you. So I'd stay inside.
#3
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You live in Australia, if you go out of your house there are even more animals that can kill you. So I'd stay inside.

I am one with the animals
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#5
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Gross dude. I think that's illegal in some countries.

no, no, no, I morph into the animals.

I am a polymorph
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#7
Quote by ultimate-slash
Gross dude. I think that's illegal in some countries.


It's called interspecies erotica, and there is nothing wrong with that.
#8
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no, no, no, I morph into the animals.

I am a polymorph

Well that hardly justifies having sex with them.
#10
just get a solid chair.

wooden chair, no cushion.
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~ Bill Watterson


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#11
I misread this thread as soda...
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#12
Take the truck and buy a sofa and buy another sofa for later.
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#13
Yes you should.

Come on how do you not have a sofa already?
Name's Luca.

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#14
Perhaps there's not a sofa store near him. I can imagine him never having gotten one if the store is sofa away.
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#15
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Perhaps there's not a sofa store near him. I can imagine him never having gotten one if the store is sofa away.

this pun doesn't sit well with me
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I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#17
you should always get a sofa. at no point in your life will you not need a sofa


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#18
There's a pun to be made about 'sofa king' but I can't right now, haven't had my coffee yet.
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#19
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There's a pun to be made about 'sofa king' but I can't right now, haven't had my coffee yet.

This post is sofa king stupid.
#20
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There's a pun to be made about 'sofa king' but I can't right now, haven't had my coffee yet.

A pun about that would be sofa king funny!

^Goddammit! Sofa king annoying when people beat you to it.
#21
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Is this you, TS?

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yep (I just watched it too).
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Yes you should.

Come on how do you not have a sofa already?

because my mother thinks that recliner > sofa, this is not true.
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#23
Quote by ultimate-slash
A pun about that would be sofa king funny!

^Goddammit! Sofa king annoying when people beat you to it.



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This post is sofa king stupid.



But neither of those make sense. You're not talking about anything that pertains to the king of sofas. You'd have to be referring to a person like; That's Sofa King, Raven.
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#24
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But neither of those make sense. You're not talking about anything that pertains to the king of sofas. You'd have to be referring to a person like; That's Sofa King, Raven.

That's the joke. It's meta or ironic or something.
#25
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Well who made you chair of the funny board?

Hitler, as he sat in his Mien Kampfy chair
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I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#26
Buy two sofas, one for you and one sofa for your other sofa.

Optional, double layered bunk sofa.
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#28
most things you can do on a sofa you can do on a bed or a chair.


if you don't have a chair, get one. and enjoy the extra room space.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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