#2
Haven't heard any of this nonsense in awhile. Those nuts must have been spending the last three years coming up with new days to decide when the world will end.
#4
Oh. Is that in the same vein of... Threat Level: mocha-amber orange. Terrorists are nigh upon us.
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#6
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it's about time

No it's about the apocalypse. It's a metaphorical clock.
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#9
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This means nothing. The clock was at 2 minutes to midnight for like 7 years at one point. Also it's never been longer than 17 minutes from midnight.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Doomsday_Clock_graph.svg

Sure, I learned about that as an Iron Maiden-obsessed 12-year-old. But it's a choice between thinking about dying and studying English lit, so...
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#10
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This means nothing. The clock was at 2 minutes to midnight for like 7 years at one point. Also it's never been longer than 17 minutes from midnight.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Doomsday_Clock_graph.svg


1991 was apparently the best year of the century (year I was born )

And it has only got worse since then. I see a correlation.
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#11
ermagerd its happening
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#12
They should push it to midnight just for a laugh

Also pushing for nuclear disarmament is stupid. In a few hundred years, North Korea might have made a rocket capable of going more than 50ft into the air and we can't have them as the only nuclear power in the world.
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#13
The only proper solution is clear. We good Americans must protect our precious bodily fluids from impurification at the hands of communists, preverts, and the Coca-Cola company, with a targeted, precise, and unannounced nuclear strike.
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#14
I had a dream the other night that the US and Russia went to war with each other. I feel like this now explains everything.
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#15
oh man, i pissed my pants.
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#16
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The only proper solution is clear. We good Americans must protect our precious bodily fluids from impurification at the hands of communists, preverts, and the Coca-Cola company, with a targeted, precise, and unannounced nuclear strike.

We cannot afford a mineshaft gap either.
#17
Not true
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#19
next time i see my grandfather i will ask him what it was like to live in a world where the virtual annihilation of the human race wasn't a distinct possibility.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#22
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End of the world?
But I've never seen a woman's fergina, what ever that is.

It's kind of like a purse, but they bloody hate it when you ask them if they could keep your phone and wallet in there.
#24
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It's kind of like a purse, but they bloody hate it when you ask them if they could keep your phone and wallet in there.


What if you forgot your gloves and your fingers were cold, would they let you put your fingers or possibly hands in there?