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#1
I'm going to be visiting your country, Americans. What see? What do? Gonna be there for 3 months, and the only things on my list so far are stealing your jobs and women.

I'm Australian, so dangerous activities are all on the table seeing as I face death on an hourly basis.
#2
Shag their women. They lose it at an Aussie accent like "OMG i just love your British accent OMG"
#3
Quote by USCENDONE BENE
Shag their women. They lose it at an Aussie accent like "OMG i just love your British accent OMG"

Fo realz tho, top of my list. I have a specific American in mind (which is why I'm going), but if it doesnt work out I'm all over that shit
#5
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#8
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What part of America dummy

Los Angeles, San Fran, Las Vegas, Colorado, Albuquerque, Oklahoma City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Miami. Not really doing New York this time.

I'm doing a little gambling and snowboarding, but other than that I'm open to suggestion.
#9
shoot a gun, or something.
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#10
Quote by USCENDONE BENE
Shag their women. They lose it at an Aussie accent like "OMG i just love your British accent OMG"


I have found that to be true......
Come back if you want to
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‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#11
In 3 months I managed to circle the contiguous US (stayed in about 25 states, touched ground in a few more) using a mixture of greyhound busses and the amtrak. You can do pretty much whatever you want wherever you want in 3 months.

Edit: to add yo your list - Austin, Nashville, San Diego, New Orleans. Gambling and no to New York? Clearly you want to go to Atlantic City
Last edited by USCENDONE BENE at Jan 23, 2015,
#14
Gator huntin'

Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#15
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Los Angeles, San Fran, Las Vegas, Colorado, Albuquerque, Oklahoma City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Miami. Not really doing New York this time.

I'm doing a little gambling and snowboarding, but other than that I'm open to suggestion.

What about Denver?
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#16
do you know Jim Jeffries?
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#17
Yeah, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that once you meet most of our women, you're not going to be interested.

That aside, you're already hitting the major places. I might be somewhat biased, but you should hit Seattle and do the EMP and see the Space Needle. If you're here in the next couple of weeks, Superbowl.
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#18
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Yeah, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that once you meet most of our women, you're not going to be interested.

That aside, you're already hitting the major places. I might be somewhat biased, but you should hit Seattle and do the EMP and see the Space Needle. If you're here in the next couple of weeks, Superbowl.

Near Seattle, the Boeing factory tour is worth it, too. That place is so big, it makes my penis look average.
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#19
Go to Washington DC. Tons of free museums, and some great restaurants and bars. You can walk all over the place, or take the metro to travel longer distances across the city.

If anyone says they didn't have fun in DC, they're a boring person.
#20
Quote by USCENDONE BENE
In 3 months I managed to circle the contiguous US (stayed in about 25 states, touched ground in a few more) using a mixture of greyhound busses and the amtrak. You can do pretty much whatever you want wherever you want in 3 months.

Edit: to add yo your list - Austin, Nashville, San Diego, New Orleans. Gambling and no to New York? Clearly you want to go to Atlantic City

Atlantic City is the dumpster of the East Coast
#21
Quote by darkcheef
Atlantic City is the dumpster of the East Coast



But if you like bars that are open 24/7, gambling, and easy hook ups, it's the place to be.
#22
Quote by daytripper75
But if you like bars that are open 24/7, gambling, and easy hook ups, it's the place to be.

OP said he's interested in Vegas so there's no real reason to go to the shittier version
#24
You're missing the best cities in the US. New York City, Boston, DC, etc. East Coast>West Coast.
#25
Quote by darkcheef
Atlantic City is the dumpster of the East Coast

I was obvs joking

I also vouch Seattle but it can be a pain to get to if you don't fly there. Might as well visit Portland while you're up there. Voodoo doughnuts is legit
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#26
you should star in a documentary styled pornobiography called 'cumming to america' in which you basically just record your american conquest
It's over simplified, So what!

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#27
If you ever want to get with the local ladies around here don't ever use San Fran. It makes us want to punch people. The bay cruise out to Alcatraz is cool. Just make sure you book at least a couple days ahead of time and don't take the ferry out that is in the late afternoon if the weather is not really nice. Avoid the tourist trap pier including the aquarium. All very lame. Golden Gate park has a lot of good things to see. There is a ton of good food everywhere. You must go to the Mission to a taqueria.
#28
New Jersey or go home.

we have some trees here.
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#29
you are going to want to spend a lot of time in Oklahoma, Tulsa to be exact.
also both coasts are fill with radio active sharks and muriatic acid.
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#30
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you are going to want to spend a lot of time in Oklahoma, Tulsa to be exact.
also both coasts are fill with radio active sharks and muriatic acid.


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#32
After reading the thread title all I can hear is the keyboard riff from the Neil Diamond song.
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#33
Quote by guy_tebache
Los Angeles - Pick up hot chicks, San Fran - Eat the food, Las Vegas - hookers and blackjack, Colorado - the ganja, Albuquerque - Take a wrong turn, Oklahoma City - cry, Chicago - die, Minneapolis - Indie Rap?, Miami - Cocaine. Not really doing New York this time.

I'm doing a little gambling and snowboarding, but other than that I'm open to suggestion.

There you have it
#34
Quote by daytripper75
Go to Washington DC. Tons of free museums, and some great restaurants and bars. You can walk all over the place, or take the metro to travel longer distances across the city.

If anyone says they didn't have fun in DC, they're a boring person.

I got lost in DC for 4 hours, so can I be the exception?
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#35
I quite fancy doing a tour of the US south. Starting in Virginia/ Washington D.C. Then heading through the Appalacians towards Tennessee, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi and Louisiana.
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#37
General unpreparedness
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#38
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you should star in a documentary styled pornobiography called 'cumming to america' in which you basically just record your american conquest


This.
I'd watch that.
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#40
Quote by guy_tebache
Los Angeles, San Fran, Las Vegas, Colorado, Albuquerque, Oklahoma City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Miami. Not really doing New York this time.

I'm doing a little gambling and snowboarding, but other than that I'm open to suggestion.

good the northeast doesn't want you anyway
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