#1
I know it is not by the blasphemous sexual act. So how is babby formed?

My girlfriend and I really would like a babby but nothing works. Help!
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Last edited by Neo Evil11 at Jan 23, 2015,
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#5
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in your butt

I tried it. In the butt, in the vag, in the navel, in the mouth, in the nose, in the eyes, in the ears and in all the permutations of the above. doesn't work. Me and my girlfriend are getting desperate. Please help. We tried to capture some storcks but they didn't have babbies.
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I tried it. In the butt, in the vag, in the navel, in the mouth, in the nose, in the eyes, in the ears and in all the permutations of the above. doesn't work. Me and my girlfriend are getting desperate. Please help. We tried to capture some storcks but they didn't have babbies.

your not praying hard enough #jesuswept
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#7
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your not praying hard enough #jesuswept

Should we pray to Jesus? I tried a lot of other religions But we will try that one again.I always thought thor would be the more obvious candidate cause ye know... He has a hammer and Jesus was crucified...
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#8
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Should we pray to Jesus? I tried a lot of other religions But we will try that one again.I always thought thor would be the more obvious candidate cause ye know... He has a hammer and Jesus was crucified...

Muhammad
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#11
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I know it is not by the blasphemous sexual act. So how is babby formed?

My girlfriend and I really would like a babby but nothing works. Help!
Have you tried it in the ear? I mean, if it's not one hole....
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Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jan 23, 2015,
#12
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Should we pray to Jesus? I tried a lot of other religions But we will try that one again.I always thought thor would be the more obvious candidate cause ye know... He has a hammer and Jesus was crucified...

have you tried Osiris?
#13
It comes from the waifu. So kawaii.
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Muhammad

they want to have a baby, not blow up the empire state building
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#19
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Should we pray to Jesus? I tried a lot of other religions But we will try that one again.I always thought thor would be the more obvious candidate cause ye know... He has a hammer and Jesus was crucified...

You're going the wrong way about this. You need to pray to a god that is known to be appeased by human sacrifice, because they will help you get babbys so you can sacrifice any spare ones to them.
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#21
You just need to take the condom off of your tongue when you kiss your gf silly.
#22
Is the condom that pinky substance?
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#23
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Is the condom that pinky substance?

This is a condom, out of the wrapper.

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#24
You're not married and want to have a kid? Say goodbye to all of your rights as the father if she decides to leave you Neo. She doesn't even have to put your name on the birth certificate if she doesn't want to (at least in CT).
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#25
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You're not married and want to have a kid? Say goodbye to all of your rights as the father if she decides to leave you Neo. She doesn't even have to put your name on the birth certificate if she doesn't want to (at least in CT).

But if we marry she gets half my stuff + the babby in a divorce.
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#27
Well, that's the sacrifice. Half your stuff for half your kid. After you have a child, your stuff will be meaningless in comparison. Just looking out for ya bud. She can move out of state and there won't be anything you can do about it.
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