Poll: Are you an Earth Warrior
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View poll results: Are you an Earth Warrior
I am an Earth Warrior
12 44%
I am not an Earth Warrior
15 56%
Voters: 27.
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#4
Yikes!
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#5
i'm not sure if the fact that they are 100% serious is the best part or the worst part
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#7
Hell yeah.
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#8
Quote by theogonia777
i'm not sure if the fact that they are 100% serious is the best part or the worst part



The best part is white dutch people trying to sound like they're from Jamaica.
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#9
it's shit like this that makes me wish white people would just take dreadlocks and reggae off the hands of black people entirely




#12
god dammit this song is stuck in my head now
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#13
Quote by Jackintehbox
honestly, it's no more embarrassing than this:


no you don't really understand about what is so embarrassing about it

basically those are stereotypical neo hippies

dirty dreadlocks, pseudo pagan despite having never read anything that is legitimately connecting to the old faiths, reject anything corporate and refuse to work jobs preferring to take advantage of trust funds or government handouts, etc

they believe that everything hurts the environment but yet won't go out of their way to do things that are good for the environment

posers that try to act like they are connected to nature and in tune with it and all just because they smoke a lot of weed and don't bath

the worst kind of hypocrites you can imagine

just watch the king of the hill episode "phish and wildlife" and you'll know what i mean
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#14
Quote by theogonia777
no you don't really understand about what is so embarrassing about it

basically those are stereotypical neo hippies

dirty dreadlocks, pseudo pagan despite having never read anything that is legitimately connecting to the old faiths, reject anything corporate and refuse to work jobs preferring to take advantage of trust funds or government handouts, etc

they believe that everything hurts the environment but yet won't go out of their way to do things that are good for the environment

posers that try to act like they are connected to nature and in tune with it and all just because they smoke a lot of weed and don't bath

the worst kind of hypocrites you can imagine

just watch the king of the hill episode "phish and wildlife" and you'll know what i mean

i've seen that episode multiple times, and you're right about hippies. the songs are about on par with each other though.
#15
Quote by theogonia777
no you don't really understand about what is so embarrassing about it

basically those are stereotypical neo hippies

dirty dreadlocks, pseudo pagan despite having never read anything that is legitimately connecting to the old faiths, reject anything corporate and refuse to work jobs preferring to take advantage of trust funds or government handouts, etc

they believe that everything hurts the environment but yet won't go out of their way to do things that are good for the environment

posers that try to act like they are connected to nature and in tune with it and all just because they smoke a lot of weed and don't bath

the worst kind of hypocrites you can imagine

just watch the king of the hill episode "phish and wildlife" and you'll know what i mean

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#17
Well I am a true Pagan, yeah
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#18
Quote by theogonia777
no you don't really understand about what is so embarrassing about it

basically those are stereotypical neo hippies

dirty dreadlocks, pseudo pagan despite having never read anything that is legitimately connecting to the old faiths, reject anything corporate and refuse to work jobs preferring to take advantage of trust funds or government handouts, etc

they believe that everything hurts the environment but yet won't go out of their way to do things that are good for the environment

posers that try to act like they are connected to nature and in tune with it and all just because they smoke a lot of weed and don't bath

the worst kind of hypocrites you can imagine

just watch the king of the hill episode "phish and wildlife" and you'll know what i mean

It bothers me when people don't legitimately connect to the old faiths.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#19
17 seconds in, can't continue.
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Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#20
Quote by ErikLensherr
It bothers me when people don't legitimately connect to the old faiths.


it's like when people say they like emo but only listen to emo revival and not the classics
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#23
I really, really love this. I don't even care about the environment, I just love that they made this. I'm not even being sarcastic about it: I truly adore this.


The "yah man" and him hitting the McDonalds stand-in with a hammer Christ, I even liked the preachy parts. White people are fascinating.
#24
If these people want to save earth, I think we probably need to destroy it instead. What a cringey video.
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#26
^ Holy crap, I forgot that existed!

Jesus, I'd never watch a show with a theme song that bad nowadays
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#28
Whys there a qt in such a cringey video?
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#29
jokes


like their gold/metal jewellery was probably mined the smelted in an environmentally damaging way

the dye in their clothes (presuming the clothes are from locally grown hemp and not from an plastic based fibre or from a forest replacing natural fibre like cotton) likely involved chemicals bad for the environment, either in their sourcing and production or as outflow sewage in the production or dyeing plant.

the material in their instruments likely uses materials mined in an environmentally damaging way or are created from animal materials

the camera and technology to make the video likely uses rare earth minerals that are super messed up in their production

the power in the technology is likely from a carbon source rather than renewable (and even then renewables often initially rely on plastics or rare earth metals)


and so on.

I didn't watch the video properly that's just my off the cuff hippy bitching.
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#31
They probably support Greenpeace too
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#35
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Earth Warrior-women are disproportionately hot, apparently.

Hot as in would bang, or hot as in from the body hair they can't shave off?
#37
Should have made the poll public so we could see which losers aren't Earth Warriors
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#38
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Hot as in would bang.

Then I'd give them a cheeky shave.

I didn't watch enough of the video to make that call tbh.

Tho since I'm in no position to be fussy, it should be irrelevant.
#40
the guitar player in the second video was wearing their own t-shirt
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