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http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/david-cameron-fox-steven-emerson-idiot

Not a comment on the whole Fox news guest that inspired it (Fox News says ridiculously stupid conservative bullshit all day err day), but the first three seconds of the video in the link is the most silly British thing I've ever heard.

tl;dr David Cameron said, "When I first heard this, frankly, I choked on my porridge...(then makes a point so valid he shouldn't even need to say it)"

So share some other things that reinforce my predisposition to think the UK is entirely one living Monty Python skit...
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#3
He can cheuk on muh dick lol
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#5
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Don't even know what porridge actually is.

Yes, that pic never fails to sum up how I feel.

And I've always assumed it was kind of like oatmeal.

And disclaimer: I love my UK brethren. You cheeky todgers are great. Sometimes you just sound silly af is all (specifically your need to end every slang term in the cutesy "-ie" suffix).
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Porridge (also spelled porage, porrige, parritch, etc.) is a dish made by boiling ground, crushed, or chopped cereal in water, milk, or both, with optional flavourings, usually served hot in a bowl or dish. It may be sweetened with sugar or honey and served as a sweet dish, or mixed with spices and vegetables to make a savoury dish. The term is usually used for oat porridge (porridge oats); there are similar dishes made with other grains or legumes, but they often have other unique names, such as polenta, grits or kasha.

now you explain oatmeal.
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#8
David Cameron is a dick.

That is all.
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#9
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David Cameron is a dick.

That is all.

That is not all. He's also a tit.

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#10
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Don't even know what porridge actually is.
I earwigged from some ikeys throwing a wobbly aboon the snicket that porridge will get you proper pogged after you tuck into a sarnie, and that it's a brillz starter to getting trolleyed on wife-beater and scrumpy when you're on the lash.
#11
"wife-beater" is also American slang. Although, I don't think it had anywhere near the same meaning as whatever the fudge you just said.

In the US, its just like a sleeveless undershirt.
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"wife-beater" is also American slang. Although, I don't think it had anywhere near the same meaning as whatever the fudge you just said.

In the US, its just like a sleeveless undershirt.

In the UK, this is wife-beater

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I earwigged from some ikeys throwing a wobbly aboon the snicket that porridge will get you proper pogged after you tuck into a sarnie, and that it's a brillz starter to getting trolleyed on wife-beater and scrumpy when you're on the lash.

I'll try and translate:

I heard from some (?) bowling a cricket ball in the 'wobbly' fashion (?) that porridge will make you full after eating a sandwich, which is an excellent start to becoming heavily intoxicated on Stella Artois and cider when your out drinking.

I have no idea what ikeys are nor do I know what 'aboon the snicket' means, I'm guessing 'on the playing field for cricket'
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Don't even know what porridge actually is.




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#18
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In the UK, this is wife-beater


ok, like cheap, shit beer, so abstractly the same as what it is here?

What's funny is that Stella is marketed as classy, "European" beer in the US.
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ok, like cheap, shit beer, so abstractly the same as what it is here?

What's funny is that Stella is marketed as classy, "European" beer in the US.

They try and market it as classy in the UK too.
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#20
I suppose nobody is going to advertise anything with "Hey, it's cheap and it get's you drunk!"

That sort of beer (Milwaukee's Best Ice or Mickey's or something) doesn't even bother with advertising.

That said I'll totally drink that shit when I'm hard up for cash. Get a good drunk off $3.50, hell yeah!
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I suppose nobody is going to advertise anything with "Hey, it's cheap and it get's you drunk!"

That sort of beer (Milwaukee's Best Ice or Mickey's or something) doesn't even bother with advertising.

That said I'll totally drink that shit when I'm hard up for cash. Get a good drunk off $3.50, hell yeah!

True. Super T doesn;t advertise(that I've seen, anyway), and neither does commotion lotion.
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#23
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commotion lotion.

is that an alcohol? Or a lotion? Or an alcoholic lotion?
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#24
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is that an alcohol? Or a lotion? Or an alcoholic lotion?

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#25
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is that an alcohol? Or a lotion? Or an alcoholic lotion?

It's what you drink to get the bravado to fight someone of a (slightly) different religion to you.
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#26
Ah, in the US we generally have 40's, which brands include (at least around here) Colt 45, Micky's, Olde English.

Although the article implies it has caffeine? That is more like 4Loko. I dunno. I'm kind of a pro when it comes to cheap booze, so now I'm getting off of the point.
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Ah, in the US we generally have 40's, which brands include (at least around here) Colt 45, Micky's, Olde English.

Although the article implies it has caffeine? That is more like 4Loko. I dunno. I'm kind of a pro when it comes to cheap booze, so now I'm getting off of the point.

Colt 45 is genuinely classy, though, because it was once advertised by Billy Dee.
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I have no idea what ikeys are
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#33
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It's easy to do all that shit when you steal, starve, and commit genocide in other countries #colonialism
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#36
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I won the lottery of life, bitch

>Tfw it is a tiny island, no one cares about sports, and your best selling literary work is harry potter.

I don't care for where I live either. But at least it's sunny, even when it's cold.
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#JustBritishThings
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>Tfw it is a tiny island, no one cares about sports, and your best selling literary work is harry potter.

I don't care for where I live either. But at least it's sunny, even when it's cold.


>Tfw you live in a massive wasteland, people in your country care more about sports than anywhere else and your best selling literary work is 50 shades of grey.
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