Poll: shoveling snow?
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it is nice
24 47%
it is also ableist you piece of shit
7 14%
the elderly have overstayed their welcome
20 39%
Voters: 51.
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#1
is shoveling the driveway of an elderly person a noble & kind act or a subtle show of domination & oppression?
#2
the elderly have overstayed their welcome
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people have a right to die, you pro-life asshole.
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#7
I won't do shit for someone else that I don't care about. Shoveling the driveway lol. It's so beta. If they can't shovel themselves then they shouldn't be allowed to drive a ****ing car.
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#8
I don't know what snow is. On the odd chance it does snow here no one is leaving their homes until it's 100% melted so that wouldn't be an issue.
#9
Does said elderly person drive?
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#11
Why would I be ageist against old people and partake in fun activities with them like the knockout game? They tend to be the most up-to-date, unracist indviiduals ive had the pleasure of meeting
#12
It's pretty nice.

I wouldn't do it though because I'm a lazy asshole and I hate the elderly.
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#13
Human toilet, flusshh
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#14
the elderly have overstayed their welcome
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#15
1) **** old people. where the hell are those Obama Death Camps already?

2) i shovel my grandparents' driveway because i live here. also because my grandfather can't do a single thing right. last year he kept driving over the snow buildup at the bottom of the driveway until there was a 6 inch ice barrier and no one could get in or out.
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#16
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1) **** old people. where the hell are those Obama Death Camps already?

2) i shovel my grandparents' driveway because i live here. also because my grandfather can't do a single thing right. last year he kept driving over the snow buildup at the bottom of the driveway until there was a 6 inch ice barrier and no one could get in or out.

well maybe that's because you didn't shovel it bro shitlord CONFIRMED
#17
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well maybe that's because you didn't shovel it bro shitlord CONFIRMED

only moved in a few months ago.

not my fault.

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#18
I shovel snow with old people.
I mean i physically use their decrepit elderly bodies to shovel snow as they release raspy whines of disagreement with their present situation.
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#19
not sure what you mean by "shovel their driveway" but I'd shovel ur mom's driveway ifyouknowhatimsayin
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#20
this thread is a sign that you've spent too much time on tumblr and other SJW proving grounds.
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#21
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shut up shitlord. go check your privilege
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#22
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use of the term "SJW" is a sign that you're a wiener that no one should listen to.
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#23
I live in basically a retirement community in the middle of the desert and I have no doubt that I am disliked/distrusted because of my age.

this thread is supposed to be a joke but I feel like I could actually say a lot lol
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#24
I've never seen snow so I can't answer your question, even as a dumb joke.
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#25
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i bet you forcefully 'help' proud elderly women cross the street erect and throbbing you cis male patriarchal piece of shit
#26
It depends on whether they asked you to help or if you just went over with a shovel.
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#27
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I don't know what snow is. On the odd chance it does snow here no one is leaving their homes until it's 100% melted so that wouldn't be an issue.

I like this logic. Gonna call work and tell them i wont be in for the next 3 months
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#28
I don't even shovel my own driveway.

There's an old man who lives across the street from me, and every few days I see him out there with a shovel. I live in northern Canada, so I'm sure you can imagine the kind of snowfall we get. This old man shovels his driveway, then the entire sidewalk from his house to the end of the block. He goes over it with an ice chipper and makes sure it's down to the concrete. He sprinkles a little sand and salt to curb the coming ice, but he always ends up back out there. He only does this, I assume, because there's a school down the street, and he tries to make it a little easier on the kids walking home. I've never helped him, but I always sit and watch him, and sometimes I think of buying him a beer. That poor man is wasting what's left of his life, and no one seems to notice but me.
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#29
Penis poll is inverted.

Also, on topic, I didn't even shovel my driveway.
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I don't even shovel my own driveway.

There's an old man who lives across the street from me, and every few days I see him out there with a shovel. I live in northern Canada, so I'm sure you can imagine the kind of snowfall we get. This old man shovels his driveway, then the entire sidewalk from his house to the end of the block. He goes over it with an ice chipper and makes sure it's down to the concrete. He sprinkles a little sand and salt to curb the coming ice, but he always ends up back out there. He only does this, I assume, because there's a school down the street, and he tries to make it a little easier on the kids walking home. I've never helped him, but I always sit and watch him, and sometimes I think of buying him a beer. That poor man is wasting what's left of his life, and no one seems to notice but me.


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#31
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not sure what you mean by "shovel their driveway" but I'd shovel ur mom's driveway ifyouknowhatimsayin

You do that and I'll take care of the front lawn and water her rose bush.
#33
I'd shovel for an old person.


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#34
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I don't even shovel my own driveway.

There's an old man who lives across the street from me, and every few days I see him out there with a shovel. I live in northern Canada, so I'm sure you can imagine the kind of snowfall we get. This old man shovels his driveway, then the entire sidewalk from his house to the end of the block. He goes over it with an ice chipper and makes sure it's down to the concrete. He sprinkles a little sand and salt to curb the coming ice, but he always ends up back out there. He only does this, I assume, because there's a school down the street, and he tries to make it a little easier on the kids walking home. I've never helped him, but I always sit and watch him, and sometimes I think of buying him a beer. That poor man is wasting what's left of his life, and no one seems to notice but me.

well I say go buy some beer and see if the guy wants a drink
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#35
Shoveling driveways for old people is a sign that you are a weak little pansy who does nice things for people.

Unless you get paid for it, then it is just a boring labour job.
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#36
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I don't even shovel my own driveway.

There's an old man who lives across the street from me, and every few days I see him out there with a shovel. I live in northern Canada, so I'm sure you can imagine the kind of snowfall we get. This old man shovels his driveway, then the entire sidewalk from his house to the end of the block. He goes over it with an ice chipper and makes sure it's down to the concrete. He sprinkles a little sand and salt to curb the coming ice, but he always ends up back out there. He only does this, I assume, because there's a school down the street, and he tries to make it a little easier on the kids walking home. I've never helped him, but I always sit and watch him, and sometimes I think of buying him a beer. That poor man is wasting what's left of his life, and no one seems to notice but me.

buy that man several beers, he's using his ruined body to help those more able than him, that's noble if you ask me.
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I don't even shovel my own driveway.

There's an old man who lives across the street from me, and every few days I see him out there with a shovel. I live in northern Canada, so I'm sure you can imagine the kind of snowfall we get. This old man shovels his driveway, then the entire sidewalk from his house to the end of the block. He goes over it with an ice chipper and makes sure it's down to the concrete. He sprinkles a little sand and salt to curb the coming ice, but he always ends up back out there. He only does this, I assume, because there's a school down the street, and he tries to make it a little easier on the kids walking home. I've never helped him, but I always sit and watch him, and sometimes I think of buying him a beer. That poor man is wasting what's left of his life, and no one seems to notice but me.


I agree with what everyone else said about this man.

I'd help him or at least reach out to him with beer like you mentioned or something. He deserves it.
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buy that man several beers, he's using his ruined body to help those more able than him, that's noble if you ask me.

No, he's doing it to stave off the extreme boredom of living in Canada until he dies.
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No, he's doing it to stave off the extreme boredom of living in Canada until he dies.

right, I forgot that we were in Canada for this particular anecdote.

buy him a beer for real tho
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