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#1
over the years i have renamed many poorly named pets. some of my work was so influential that the owners began using the new names without second thought and still use them to this day. post your pet's names here and i will give them better names.

here is a brief sample of my work
oliver -> olivia
chester -> cheese
crystal -> critter
augustus -> goose
stella -> nutella
pip -> lip
siam (see-AHM) -> salami
satan (shay-TAHN) -> winky (only had one eye)
(those last two are turkish)
angel -> willy (looked like wilford brimly)
matisse -> henri (bit like ahñ-rhi)
shadow -> white power bill (looked like a neo nazi)

etc
i don't know why i feel so dry
#2
i think nanakuli is a good name for my dog

i doubt u can do better considering ur lack of knowledge of the hawaiian language smd
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#5
How does a pet look like a neo nazi?

Also, my pet's names are Sammy and Fat Boy, I came up with neither of them.
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#6
My rock's name is Rocky.
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#10
What should I name my Pikachu?
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#11
Quote by Bladez22
What should I name my Pikachu?

name him raichu so that he may learn to aspire to achieving his goals and shit
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#12
my cat's name is cat
real talks




#14
Quote by jazz_rock_feel
I have a black/grey cockerspaniel with white paws and chest named Maggie. I used to call here Magpie and now I often call her Maggers. She is quite old.

pls rename my pet.

do not bend down to pander to this buffoon, together we are better than him
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#16
elizabeth
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#17
Ben



Shady
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#21
Please rename Roxy and Toby (in that order)


EDIT: nothing stupid/1337, or I will kick them


#22
Quote by Fat Lard
Please rename Roxy and Toby (in that order)


EDIT: nothing stupid/1337, or I will kick them



10/10 sick dogs dude
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#23
What dog does that white leg in the background belong too?
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#24
Thats Peanut, the beagle mix. Hes super shy and pessimistic, ol' guy but pretty cool still.

His name needs to be better too, I think I'll stop kicking them less if I like what I hear
#25
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Thats Peanut, the beagle mix. Hes super shy and pessimistic, ol' guy but pretty cool still.

His name needs to be better too, I think I'll stop kicking them less if I like what I hear

please don't kick your dogs
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#27
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elizabeth



Hiding under my desk during a thunderstorm, I should rename her "bitch nigga."
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#28
Quote by angusfan16
My cats name is Milo and it suits him perfectly.

One of my cats is named Milo too what up
Last edited by GuitarGod_92 at Jan 30, 2015,
#31
Cat's called Fang (he has two fangs that protrude) and Missy (mum and sister instisted on this name). Please rename the second. Dad usually calls her Dopey though, I feel it is very fitting. And I might start calling Fang Fat Lard.
#32
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Cat's called Fang (he has two fangs that protrude) and Missy (mum and sister instisted on this name). Please rename the second. Dad usually calls her Dopey though, I feel it is very fitting. And I might start calling Fang Fat Lard.


I would be honored.


Don't tell me how to raise my dogs deadsmiley, my hobby is fun to me and it aint hurting no one. fk em
#33
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I would be honored.


Don't tell me how to raise my dogs deadsmiley, my hobby is fun to me and it aint hurting no one. fk em



Would you say that....


They get a kick out of it?


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#34
^


I'll remember to make this pun when I go out there again. If I ever do though... too lazy to feed them
#35
This is my cat called Sophie



What would you rename her to.

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#36
Quote by Fat Lard
I would be honored.


Don't tell me how to raise my dogs deadsmiley, my hobby is fun to me and it aint hurting no one. fk em

it is hurting ur dogs, they are someones

ur a jerk
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#37
Frank and Crouch (both cats)

I was not responsible for either name and Crouch is named after Peter Crouch (from when he was at Southampton) even though she's a girl (we didn't know she was a girl because female ginger cats are rare or something)
I have nothing important to say
#39
Quote by angusfan16
My cats name is Milo and it suits him perfectly.


My next cat is gonna be named Diego


there is a cat that lives next door named milo

he is a piece of shit and i hope the coyotes get him
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