#1
...the fourth grade because you are a terrorist.

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-boy-suspended-bringing-ring-power-school-article-1.2099103#bmb=1

http://www.polygon.com/2015/2/1/7960307/fourth-grader-suspended-lord-of-the-rings

A fourth-grader in west Texas has been suspended, his father says, because he pretended to have a ring like the One Ring from The Lord of the Rings canon, and said it could make a classmate disappear.

Dad Jason Steward said he was told his son's claim amounted to making a terrorist threat.
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#4
"I assure you my son lacks the magical powers necessary to threaten his friend's existence," Steward told the News. "If he did, I'm sure he'd bring him right back."


such a dad thing to say
#6
"This isn't his son's first scrape with authority; the boy has been suspended three times already, once for calling a black classmate black"

Son of a bitch
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#10
This isn't his son's first scrape with authority; the boy has been suspended three times already, once for calling a black classmate black, the other for bringing a book to school that had a drawing of a pregnant woman. The family moved to the school district six months ago.


lol, people are ******s
#11
This can't be real

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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#12
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pretty much lol

i mean schools are dumb yeah, i got suspended once in grade 7 because my buddy bet me 5 bucks he couldnt fit into a locker. a teacher stumbled upon him locked in a locker with me laughing uncontrollably
#13
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Yeah, it seems very "THIS IS PC GONE MAD"-bait.
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