#1
What should I name the talent show I have to put on for a class?

It's being held at an Ale House in March

It's going to benefit a charity called Kid's Hope.

Ideas plzz?
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#3
Talent Wars IV: A New (Kids) Hope

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#4
Hmm...how does Talent Show sound?
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#5
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Talent Wars IV: A New (Kids) Hope

I lol'ed.

My teacher would be all butthurty if we just called it talent show.
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#7
Lesbian Porno Talent Auditions: Bring Your Own Strap-on Edition
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#8
If you want talent you've got it....

...
......man I feel so bad for that now
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#9
call it skills performance
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Drink your wine
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#11
The "I have a very particular set of skills..." show.
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#14
Kids in Cancert.
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#18
Talent for Talent's Sake

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#19
Best Unified Kickstart Knights Accepting Kids Energy


Or BUKKAKE for short.
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#20
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Best Unified Kickstart Knights Accepting Kids Energy


Or BUKKAKE for short.

Don't do this TS.

BUKKAKE also stands for Britain's United King Kermit Association for Keeping Elephants.
They're being boycotted by PETA, so that could have been very awkward.
#22
'6 Snapped Strings and A Quiet Guitar'
A poem.
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#23
"Talent Show: Free wi-fi"
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#24
Is it that kind of talent show where you make certain bodyparts disappear in ladies?

"I can do entertainment me"
#26
Dope for Hope

or

Hope for Dope
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#29
Reminds me of a gaffe by Prince Philip

Allegedly said to a group of deaf children during a rock charity concert.....

"Deaf, if you're near there [the band], no wonder you are deaf"

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And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#30
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Reminds me of a gaffe by Prince Philip

Allegedly said to a group of deaf children during a rock charity concert.....

"Deaf, if you're near there [the band], no wonder you are deaf"


If Phil the Greek didn;t say stuff like that, literally 2 or 3 reporters would lose their jobs, worldwide.
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#31
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'6 Snapped Strings and A Quiet Guitar'


+1

Thanks guys these made me laugh at the least.
I eat bananas vigorously

BUTTS.

To the pit because i don't feel like doing real life.