#1
Not for the prudish.

alright, this is simple, post lyrics with the word heart in them, then change the word heart to arse

e.g. shot through the arse and you're too late...
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#3
It hurts, wounds so sore
Now I'm torn, now I'm torn

I've been far away
When I see your face
My arse bursts into fire
Arse bursts into fire
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
Hey Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your arse
Then you can start to make it better
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#5
My arse why?
So it goes around.
I know your wiles, my arse baby
I will fade away, my arse baby
how their arses grow cold

Devin Townsend - Arse Baby
#6
Rock Your Arse Out

Arse's Done Time

Ain't No Love In The Arse Of The City

Bringin' On The Arsebreak

Arse Of Steel

Don't Break My Arse Again
#7
If you are tired of the load of your sin,
Let Jesus come into your arse.
If you desire a new life to begin,
Let Jesus come into your arse.

source
#8
I wanted you to know
That I am ready to go
My arsebeat, my arsebeat

Arsebeat-Childish Gambino

You know I'm tied to you like the buttons on
your blouse
Keep me in your arse for awhile

Keep me in your arse- Warren Zevon
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
Last edited by i_lovemetallica at Feb 6, 2015,
#9
There's a hole in my arse that can only be filled with your love.

^ like the Warren Zevon one
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#10
Don't go breaking my arse - I couldn't if I tried
Oh, honey if I get restless - Baby, you're not that kind

Don't go breaking my arse - You take the weight off of me
Oh, honey when you knock on my door - I gave you my key

Nobody knows it
But when I was down, I was your clown
Nobody knows it
Right from the start, I gave you my arse
Oh ho, I gave you my arse

So don't go breaking my arse
I won't go breaking your arse
Don't go breaking my arse
#11
I could do this with just about every Mumford & Sons song.

for instance:

Hopeless Wanderer:
Left a clouded mind and a heavy arse
But I am sure we could see a new start
So when your hopes on fire
But you know your desire
Don't hold a glass over the flame
Don't let your arse grow cold
I will call you by name
I will share your road

The Cave:
It's empty in the valley of your arse
The sun, it rises slowly as you walk
Away from all the fears
And all the faults you've left behind

Holland Road:
So I was lost, go count the cost,
Before you go to the holland road,
With your arse like a stone you spared no time in lashing out,
And I knew your pain and the effect of my shame, but you cut me down, you cut me down

Roll away your stone:
It's not the long walk home that will change this arse
But the welcome I receive with every start

White blank page:
Can you lie next to her
And give her your arse, your arse
As well as your body

Broken Crown:
But oh my arse, was flawed I knew my weakness
So hold my hand consign me not to darkness

Little Lion Man:
Weep for yourself, my man,
You'll never be what is in your arse

Ghosts That We Knew
You saw my pain washed out in the rain
Broken glass, saw the blood run from my veins
But you saw no fault, no cracks in my arse
And you knelt beside my hope torn apart


really, I could go on all day
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#12
Can't you see
I love you
Please don't break my arse in two
That's not hard to do
'Cause I don't have a wooden arse
And if you say goodbye
Then I know that I would cry
Maybe I would die
'Cause I don't have a wooden arse
There's no strings upon this love of mine
It was always you from the start
Treat me nice
Treat me good
Treat me like you really should
'Cause I'm not made of wood
And I don't have a wooden arse

Wooden Arse - Elvis Presley.

I don't actually know this song but...

I done tried it all
Tried it all
Hey
Done tried it all
I can't stop this internal bleeding
And my arse is leaking, arse is leaking out

Internal Bleeding - Kid Cudi
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#13
There's gonna be an arse ache tonight,
an arse ache tonight, I know.
There's gonna be an arse ache tonight, I know.
Lord, I know.

The Eagles- Arse Ache Tonight
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#14
True story: Our van broke down after a gig a few years ago, and it took hours for a rescue truck to get to us (I'll spare the details) and we passed some of the time in the powerless van with no heating by playing this game albeit a different replacement word and using song/album titles, then moving on to film titles.


In other words, this has been done to death >.>
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#15
Quote by i_lovemetallica
There's gonna be an arse ache tonight,
an arse ache tonight, I know.
There's gonna be an arse ache tonight, I know.
Lord, I know.

The Eagles- Arse Ache Tonight

But(t) on that note...

"Tonight there's gonna be an arsebreak,
Somewhere in this town,
See me and the boys we don't like it
So were getting up and going down"
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#16
Quote by DisarmGoliath
True story: Our van broke down after a gig a few years ago, and it took hours for a rescue truck to get to us (I'll spare the details) and we passed some of the time in the powerless van with no heating by playing this game albeit a different replacement word and using song/album titles, then moving on to film titles.


In other words, this has been done to death >.>

yeah but it's 1 am, I'm not tired and I don't have anything better to do.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#17
boom clap the sound of my ass
come on to me
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#18
"Owner of a lonely arse"

and

"Sign your name across my arse, I want you to be my baby"
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#19
It's these expressions I'd never give
That keeps me searching for an arse of gold
#20
Bleeding arses will never stop
What bleeding lips will start, I'll make your mother
Take your friends, and take your hands
#21
Can you hear the silence?
Can you see the dark?
Can you fix the broken?
Can you feel, can you feel my arrrrrrrrssssse?
#23
You take the breathe right out of me

Left a whole where my ass should be
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#24
Don't break, don't break my arse.
And I won't break your arse shaped glasses

Marilyn Manson - Arse shaped Glasses


Don't break my arse, my akey breaky arse
I just don't think he'd understand

Akey Breaky Arse- I forgot his name
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#25
You keep this arse, thing, arse, child, arse, toy
You keep this arse, fist, arse, scar, arse, break
You keep this arse

Pantera - This Arse
#26
And I feel a thunder in my arse
That I just can't control
I feel a thunder in my arse
Should I walk away or follow my soul
I feel a thunder in my arse
Where it comes from I just don't know

I feel a thunder in my arse
It takes my breath away
I feel a thunder in my arse
Will I ever be the same
I feel a thunder in my arse
It's telling me you're here to stay

Thunder in my Arse - Leo Sayer
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#27
Calling all comas,
Prisoner on the loose.
Description:
A spitting image of me
Except for the arse-shaped hole where the hope runs out

Q.O.T.S.A - I Appear Missing
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#28
Well I've got a thick skin and an elastic arse
But your blade it might be too sharp
I'm like a rubber band until you pull too hard
But I may snap when I move close
But you won't see me fall apart
Cause I've got an elastic arse

Sia - Elastic Arse
#29
I really dislike the word 'arse.' It sounds like what a elementary kid would say if they wanted to swear but not really get in trouble.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#30
"Hole Arsed"

Life's ambition occupies my time
Priorities confuse the mind
Happiness one step behind
This inner peace I've yet to find

Rivers flow into the sea
Yet even the sea is not so full of me
If I'm not blind why can't I see
That a circle can't fit
Where a square should be

There's a hole in my Arse
That can only be filled by you
And this hole in my Arse
Can't be filled with the things I do

Hole Arsed
Hole Arsed

This Arse of stone is where I hide
These feet of clay kept warm inside
Day by day less satisfied
Not fade away before I die

Rivers flow into the sea
Yet even the sea is not so full of me
If I'm not blind why can't I see
That a circle can't fit
Where a square should be

And so on.......
#31
I wanna live,
I wanna give
I've been a miner for an arse of gold

It's these expressions,
I never give
Keep me searching for an arse of gold
And I'm gettin' old
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#32
Come stop your crying
It will be alright
Just take my hand
Hold it tight

I will protect you
From all around you
I will be here
Don't you cry

For one so small,
You seem so strong
My arms will hold you,
Keep you safe and warm
This bond between us
Can't be broken
I will be here
Don't you cry

'Cause you'll be in my arse
Yes, you'll be in my arse
From this day on
Now and forever more

You'll be in my arse
No matter what they say
You'll be here in my arse, always

Why can't they understand the way we feel?
They just don't trust what they can't explain
I know we're different but deep inside us
We're not that different at all

And you'll be in my arse
Yes, you'll be in my arse
From this day on
Now and forever more

Don't listen to them
'Cause what do they know (what do they know)?
We need each other
To have, to hold.
They'll see in time
I know

When destiny calls you
You must be strong (you gotta be strong)
I may not be with you
But you've got to hold on
They'll see in time
I know
We'll show them together

'Cause you'll be in my arse
Yes, you'll be in my arse
[another version says: "Believe me, you'll be in my arse"]
I'll be there from this day on,
Now and forever more

Oh, you'll be in my arse (you'll be here in my arse)
No matter what they say (I'll be with you)
You'll be here in my arse (I'll be there), always
Always
I'll be with you
I'll be there for you always
Always and always
Just look over your shoulder
Just look over your shoulder
Just look over your shoulder
I'll be there always.
#33
I gotta roll, I can't stand still, got a flaming arse, can't get my fill.

- Black Dog, Led Zeppelin

Work so hard I couldn't unwind, get some money saved;
Abuse my love a thousand times, however hard I tried.
Arsebreaker, your time has come, can't take your evil way;
Go away, Arsebreaker.
Arsebreaker!
Arsebreaker!
Arse!

- Arsebreaker, Led Zeppelin


Ain't no love in the arse of the city,
Ain't no love in the arse of town.
Ain't no love, sure 'nuff is a pity,
Ain't no love 'cause you ain't around.
Baby, since you been around

- Ain't No Love (in the Arse of the City), Whitesnake
#34
In the night, i hear 'em talk,
The coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along this road, he lost his soul to a woman so arseless...
How could you be so arseless?
Oh... how could you be so arseless?
#36
♪ Shot through the arse
And you're to blame
Darling, you give love a bad name. ♪
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#37
I'll be there when your arse stops beating
I'll be there when your last breath's taken away
When Your Arse Stops Beating - +44

Your arse is a grave to be perfectly honest
Your mouth's a smoking gun
Lillian - +44
#38
Elvis Presley - Arsebreak Hotel
Well, since my baby left me
Well, I found a new place to dwell
Well, it's down at the end of Lonely Street
At Arse-break Hotel


Celine Dion - My Arse Will Go On
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the arse does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my arse
And my arse will go on and on

You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my arse will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my arse
And my arse will go on and on

David Bowie - The Arse's Filthy Lesson
There's always the Diamond friendly
Sitting in the Laugh Motel
The Arse's filthy lesson
With her hundred miles to hell

Tom Petty and the Arse-breakers - Listen to her Arse
Si
#39
A good arse this days is hard to find. Please be gentle with this arse of mine.

Wow, these jokes are arsely any good.
#40
Arseaches

Arseaches, arseaches
My loving you meant only arseaches
Your kiss was such a sacred thing to me
I can't believe it's just a burning memory

Arseaches, arseaches
What does it matter how my arse breaks
I should be happy with someone new
But my arse aches for you

Arseaches, arseaches
My loving you meant only arseaches
Your kiss was such a sacred thing to me
I can't believe it's just a burning memory

Heartaches, heartaches
What does it matter how my arse breaks
I should be happy with someone new
But my arse aches for you

Arseaches, arseaches
What does it matter how my arse breaks
I should be happy with someone new
But my arse aches and my arse breaks
And my arse aches for you

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