#1
Hi guys,

Been a long time since I frequented these forums. I'm doing a search and can find nothing about what I'm looking for, so would really appreciate your help.

Back in 2011 (possibly under another username, please don't ban me) I royally f*cked things up with a girl I liked and turned to The Pit for advice. I remember someone told me to read this e-book which I think had been typed up by a forum user (not necessarily on UG) and it was around 150 pages and got fairly famous, on messageboards anyway. It was about not being a b*tch when it came to women and working on yourself and then the chicks will flock to you like bees around the sexy Queen bee.

I am probably going to get flamed for saying this but that book literally saved my life. I went from being Mr. Nice Guy living in Friend Zone Foreversville and now my fortunes have changed (this was like 4 years ago though, hardly an overnight success) now I've been talking to my friend about reading it because I can not put my relationship advice as eloquently as whoever wrote the book.

Anyone know what that book happens to be called? I'll send you many e-hugs or e-whateveryoulikes as a token of my appreciation.

Gracias a todos.
#3
no but I'll buy a copy if we can find it.
A poem.
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#4
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Only writer that comes to mind is Colohue

Nah he said this book got fairly famous.
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#5
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Nah he said this book got fairly famous.


on the internet
My God, it's full of stars!
#9
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I don't know if this is but it sounds similiar to this"

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=124193391


This is along the right lines in terms of subject matter, but this thread seems like it was written by a douchebag. I'm sure the book I'm referring to was pretty well written and didn't make me cringe when I read it.

Anyone have any idea what I'm talking about?
#11
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Found it The Book of Pook. Close thread por favor!

Just delete your OP.
В словах есть что-то неприличное.
#13
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Top cringe


You will die alone with nothing to leave behind for your loved ones except a packet of Walkers crisps filled with your semen.
#14
Quote by rp12345
Found it The Book of Pook. Close thread por favor!



I had completely forgot that thing existed.
#15
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You will die alone with nothing to leave behind for your loved ones except a packet of Walkers crisps filled with your semen.


Lel

Top cringe
ayy lmao
#17
So I read till about chapter 11 and I gotta say

Useful advice, sure.

But jfc the presentation is so cringe
ayy lmao
#18
Quote by rp12345
Found it The Book of Pook. Close thread por favor!

I was actually going to suggest this lol. Still never read it.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#20
50 Shades of Grey
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#21
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Useful advice, sure.

But jfc the presentation is so cringe

Humanity in a nutshell.
В словах есть что-то неприличное.
#22
Quote by chookiecookie
So I read till about chapter 11 and I gotta say

Useful advice, sure.

But jfc the presentation is so cringe


You make out like you have got your life together and can pass judgement on self-help books but you say things like 'jfc' and 'cringe'.

I put it to you that you are sad and lonely and need all the hugs you can get.