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It has been brought to my attention in a recent post here: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=33245493&postcount=26 made by one 'AVdub' that the pit would benefit from a coming out thread for new members lurking deep within the shadows.

I would like to offer this thread as a safehaven for all lurkers who need a safe space to introduce themselves to the pit.

We need more members and welcome you all with open arms. Please form an orderly single file line when getting your Kool-Aid.


Cum to us my bbs


Become one of us
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
Last edited by caeser1156 at Feb 9, 2015,
#4
Quote by mind_meld
Am I one of this entity you speak of?

Look deep into your soul and the answer shall reveal itself to you
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
#6
Quote by mind_meld
I

have

no

soul

then you know your answer
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
#8
I thought this was about coming out of the closet.

I got excited that I could admit that I had bi-sexual tendencies, like transvestitism.

lol no, I could never love a man.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#9
I do, on occasion, consume vegetables.

Please don't think any less of me
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#10
Quote by eGraham
I do, on occasion, consume vegetables.

Please don't think any less of me

honey, there's nothing wrong using vegetables
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#11
Quote by eGraham
I do, on occasion, consume vegetables.

Please don't think any less of me

****ing them is one thing, but eating them is just sick
Wait, what kind of vegetables were we talking about again?
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#12
Quote by Irondevil
****ing them is one thing, but eating them is just sick
Wait, what kind of vegetables were we talking about again?

the ones you eat

you know the ones in hospitals
#13
All new users will obvs be homophobic and shun this thread and never introduce themselves. God's sake TS
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#14
Hello I have been lurking forever so you probably don't recognize me but I'd really like to be a part of your fine community. My name is Katya Raskolnikova, I am a 19 year old Russian blond nihilist with a passion for stamp collecting and shopping for D-cup bras. My other hobbies are tumblr activism, beer brewing and sadism.

Hope I can be your friend.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#15
Quote by JamSessionFreak
Hello I have been lurking forever so you probably don't recognize me but I'd really like to be a part of your fine community. My name is Katya Raskolnikova, I am a 19 year old Russian blond nihilist with a passion for stamp collecting and shopping for D-cup bras. My other hobbies are tumblr activism, beer brewing and sadism.

Hope I can be your friend.

Welll helllooooo sexy, of course you can be my 'friend'

edit: hang on you didn't actually specify your gender...
Last edited by mind_meld at Feb 9, 2015,
#16
Quote by JamSessionFreak
Hello I have been lurking forever so you probably don't recognize me but I'd really like to be a part of your fine community. My name is Katya Raskolnikova, I am a 19 year old Russian blond nihilist with a passion for stamp collecting and shopping for D-cup bras. My other hobbies are tumblr activism, beer brewing and sadism.

Hope I can be your friend.

Welcome to the forum Katya!
One of the things you need to know is that we all share pics of ourselves in the mumu thread. Feel free to join in!

On an unrelated note, the other day I read something about a study that proved Russian 19 year olds are happiest when hooking up with a Dutch guy. About 99% of those Russians go on to live very successful lives. Can't find the source right now, but trust me, it's super legit.
#17
Quote by Pastafarian96
I thought this was about coming out of the closet.

I got excited that I could admit that I had bi-sexual tendencies, like transvestitism.

lol no, I could never love a man.


I was about to come out lumbersexual on here and start growing my beard out and wearing flannel but I appreciate this thread

join us.
I eat bananas vigorously

BUTTS.

To the pit because i don't feel like doing real life.
#18
Quote by mind_meld
Welll helllooooo sexy, of course you can be my 'friend'

edit: hang on you didn't actually specify your gender...

I direct you my previous post...
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#19
Quote by mind_meld
Welll helllooooo sexy, of course you can be my 'friend'

edit: hang on you didn't actually specify your gender...

Katya is short for Katarina

Raskolnikova - definitely female

tho tbf you cant really know for sure anymore cuz katya might be a polpotsexual


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#24
Quote by UltimateGuizar
Looking forward to connecting with you all.

use protection and lube please


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#25
Quote by UltimateGuizar
Hi, I have been lurking for quite some time now.
My hobbies include, looking through windows, hiding in bushes and breathing heavily behind people on buses.
Looking forward to connecting with you all.

Hi! Nice to meet you.
I can just tell that we're going to be good friends. Maybe even bff's.
#27
Quote by UltimateGuizar
Hi, I have been lurking for quite some time now.
My hobbies include, looking through windows, hiding in bushes and breathing heavily behind people on buses.
Looking forward to connecting with you all.

Welcome
I eat bananas vigorously

BUTTS.

To the pit because i don't feel like doing real life.
#32
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴇᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (◠‿◠✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ʟᴜʀᴋ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ғᴜɴɴʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ ᴀʀᴇ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°
ggg1 ggg3

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#33
bitch I taught Kim Kardashian, you have no potential! I say again, no potential!
#34
Quote by Axelfax
Hey there fags.

I'm not a cigarette
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#35
Quote by Axelfax
bitch I taught Kim Kardashian, you have no potential! I say again, no potential!



Who dafuq are you?
#36
awkward


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#38
Lurker unveiled. I enjoy breaking expensive equipment and listening to anything loud and obnoxious.
#40
We already have a wrestling thread
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
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