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All eras come to an end. It's a fuzzy transition. That's all I've got.
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First Colbert and now Jon Stewart. Talk about the end of an era.


What's gonna be happening to him? Last I heard he was directing a movie or some such.
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#5
Pete Holmes should take over, considering John Oliver already has his own show.
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#6


John Stewart is my hero.

Better to go out on top I suppose.
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#9
dude(s) were great. rip a good time that i never took part in but was happy existed
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#11
rick mercer or bust tbh




#13
Been a fan since I was about eleven years old, so about 10-11 years now, and to be honest, I'm kinda glad. It's felt like The Daily Show was slowly going downhill the past year or so for me, I'm happy to see him leave still on top than to draw it out.
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#14
i was legit sad when i saw this. been watching tds pretty regularly since i was a freshman in high school, hard to imagine a world w/o it.
#15
Hopefully now I won't have to hear people go on about how "great" or "brilliant" he was last night.

The show hasn't been funny in a long time and his interviews have gone way downhill.
#17
John Stewart is the name of my uncle.

This is ****ing me up right now.
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#18
Thank god... I loved the Daily Show in it's original incarnation with Craig Kilborn.

John Stewart just pisses me off. It doesn't matter if he is saying something that I 100% agree with, I still want to kick him in the balls on principal.
#21
I love Jon Stewart and am sad to see him go.

Comedy Central said the show will continue after him but didn't announce who the new host will be.

Also Colbert is replacing Letterman on The Late Show this fall and even if the new Daily Show host sucks John Oliver's show on HBO is really good.
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#24
Linda Ellerby. That's the news lady that was always on nickelodeon. Hated that shit.
#25
Apparently Nick News is still around and put out an episode in January
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#26
It's amazing he's managed to carry on this long - its been 2 months since Stephen Colbert was finishing raping him.
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Apparently Nick News is still around and put out an episode in January


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#32
Stewart just officially announced it on air. He said he has no plans after the show, just that he wants to spend more time with his family
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#33
I feel like there's no way The Nightly Show will stay on air all that long. I don't mind Larry Wilmore and I liked him as a correspondent on The Daily Show but I don't really like the format of his show.
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#34
i would assume they will promote one of the correspondents to host.
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I feel like there's no way The Nightly Show will stay on air all that long. I don't mind Larry Wilmore and I liked him as a correspondent on The Daily Show but I don't really like the format of his show.

yeah, i haven't really been watching it, but comedy central isn't exactly overflowing with quality programming that they can fill that time slot with, so i don't think there's any immediate threat to its existence.
#35
Damn, Comedy Central is really going to shit.

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I feel like there's no way The Nightly Show will stay on air all that long. I don't mind Larry Wilmore and I liked him as a correspondent on The Daily Show but I don't really like the format of his show.


He's no Colbert, that's for sure.
#36
I actually kind of like the Nightly Show. But I'm really gonna miss John Stewart and I already really miss Colbert everyday. They've been part of my weekdays since I was in highschool a decade ago.
#37
american humor is the worst. I don't get why it's all that popular in the first place.

Same with jimmy fallon. he is funny on occasion but most jokes are just so lame.
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american humor is the worst. I don't get why it's all that popular in the first place.

Same with jimmy fallon. he is funny on occasion but most jokes are just so lame.

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#39
Sucks to see him go but that show has been stale for a while now.
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