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#1
Okay so I woke up this morning, and I've been kinda sick these last few days. So I woke up and felt pretty nausious so I went to the bathroom to take a shit. I had really bad diarrhea and holy shit it burned so bad. Anyway, since I didn't work today, I got ahold of my buddies and made plans to go to the mall. All was going good, until when we were in Spencer's. I felt the need to force a fart out, and I felt a wetness in my pants. Then a rancid smell. I knew what had happened.. I shit my pants. My buddy smelled it and said everyone else near us probably smelled it too. I panicked and ran to the restroom as fast as I could and got myself cleaned up. Not wanting to wear poopy underwear the rest of the day, I decided to ditch them and go commando the rest of the day. However, my friend decided it was a good idea to just leave them on the toilet so they'd be someone else's problem. So I did. Kinda feel bad for the janitor who had to clean it up..

#2
That's nothing. Trying being in music class when you're a kid and you actually have pellets of poop falling out of your pants.


No one ever figured out I was the owner of said poop
#3
Hey so you know there's DNA in poop, right?
They gonna track you, bro.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#4
didn't really need to see a massive picture of your shit stained boxers i would have believed you
#7
Christ man you ditched your buddy in high school, then some greasy metalhead, and now your underwear? Starting to be a pattern here
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Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#8
Quote by Wormholes
That's nothing. Trying being in music class when you're a kid and you actually have pellets of poop falling out of your pants.


No one ever figured out I was the owner of said poop


Da fuq? Are you a gerbil of some kind?
#9
Well this is a mess of a thread...

Geddit?

I'll show myself out.
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#11
Quote by Cardbored
Christ man you ditched your buddy in high school, then some greasy metalhead, and now your underwear? Starting to be a pattern here



Only a matter of time until he rips his own dick off and ditches that too.
#12
Quote by FireFromTheVoid
Spoiler that shit
lol
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#16
Quote by APileOfDeadCops
For the record guys, I didn't intend for the picture to be that huge..

Yeah, that was the issue.
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#17
Pellets of poop?

Wtf
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#18
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you might actually be the worst user weve ever had

his threads are shit but he ain't no gurf




#21
Should you, ya know... Package it and send it to one of your mortal enemies?
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#24
Quote by chrismendiola
I still can't believe this thread actually exists.


It's ****ing disgusting and definitely should NOT exist. Or at the very least, the ****ing GIANT picture needs to be spoilered.
#25
Quote by MinterMan22
his threads are shit but he ain't no gurf


yea u rite

i forgot that dork completely existed
#29
I work at Target, and last month someone took a massive shit in the bathroom, they got shit all over the toilet seat and left their disgusting boxers on the ground. I'm having PTSD just thinking about it.
Go find that janitor and buy him a couple beers OP. He deserves them.
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#30
He'll just ditch the janitor and leave him with the tab.
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Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#32
Dude, that's a waste of some good undies. Lick them clean. DOIT!
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#33
You couldn't of at least thrown your boxers in the garbage instead of leaving them there for display.
#35
Quote by Wormholes
That's nothing. Trying being in music class when you're a kid and you actually have pellets of poop falling out of your pants.


No one ever figured out I was the owner of said poop


Wise move Einstein, now Obama has your shit on file.
#37
Quote by slapsymcdougal
TS, if you're doing it like this, you're doing it wrong


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMrSZ76tEnA


Had a feeling this was going to be posted
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#38
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I knew exactly who had posted this before coming here.

jfc OP
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#39
Yeah thanks OP, I'll take your advice to never shit myself. Thanks for the reminder.
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#40
Quote by UltimateGuizar
Wise move Einstein, now Obama has your shit on file.

Never would have guessed Obama was into that sort of stuff.
The world is full of surprises.
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